your christmas list

You mean you never captured a level 3 pikachu while tripping on an eigth of mushrooms? Oh man you just havent lived! haha :tongue:
By the way, if anyone is wondering, which probably no one is, but my sons mom bought me the Pokemon game so Im good!

 

green, you dont' need liposuction...

i'd go with a car
new computer
power rack with lots and lots of weight
jump stretch bands
ab wheel
a good speed jump rope
clothes
my ring

 

lots of land with prime fertile earth to grow a BIG garden in
a cabin to live in on said land
a car that doesn't rely on gas to run
a new computer
a new digital camera
supplies to start up my own brewery

 

Hey, if ya let me come visit at your cabin, I'll give ya my Grandpaw's moonshine recipe!

 

hehehe...sounds like a good trade!

 

The 400+ acres for sale behind my parent's house. (I love that land)
A house
My car restored
Lipo
New nose
Airline tickets to all the places I want to visit
People I love by my side
and a hair cut. Damn my hair stylist for getting knocked up!!!! GRRRRR

 

Mmm... If I could have anything, I would let my dad keep his 1976 cougar.

My dad's best friend hung himself last month, and left him ownership papers. It's been tested for emissions, and dad has it parked at the neighbours, but my old man decided that the insurance and storage wouldn't be worth it.

My dad and his best friend used to ride around in the car when they were young, and I've been told that my mom has been in it a couple times too.. Hee hee. It would have been nice to keep it and go for a drive on Christmas.

Eh.

 

a billion dollars worth in gold bars. that doesn't count as money does it?

 

hmmm for christmas id like:

My own room
My buddy to go to school with me
A job i enjoy
A girlfriend
And hell lets throw some drugs in there too

 

This is Lynsey (hate logging out):
My mom got us what we both really wanted. It's on back order so we won't get it until Jan ):The kitchenaid 5qt artisian mixer in pistachio:
http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-Ar...4/ref=combo_pack_i_6?ie=UTF8&m=A1VC38T7YXB528
From Andy I want the ring I know he got me already (because he accidentally left the recipt out d: ) and cute little things from sephora
My grandparents are giving me cash to help me buy Andy's wedding ring.
So yeah...I am a happy girl.
We set our bills up so I have more than half my next paycheck to spend on christmas gifts and I get a christmas bonus so I am soooo greatful that I can get Andy's wedding ring. That is the best Christmas gift ever to me.

 

dreads,
pigs - one male one female,
all the things for a pig to live happily,
another guitar (why not?)
A top hat,
A shortish usable top hat,

ummm theres alot of other things too but i cant remember...

 

aw, thank you!

 

nope, you're good.

 

1-lingirie
2-glass bong
3-vaporizer
4-travel coffee mug
5-car (lol)
6-perfume

 

you don't need it though

 

Ok, 2 girls have said they'd want liposuction for xmas... why?!?!?! And don't give me 'I'm fat' because I know what u look like!!! Mwahaha! Shoulda thought twice before u uploaded pics of urselves!

Right, I think thats an all round win for me, if I do say so myself. I shall now express my winnage:

*win*

mwahaha!

*vanishes in the darkness of the night to solve another unfound stupidity*

 

:worthy: oh great goddess of wisdom, please impart another invaluable piece of your vast knowledge!

btw, i'm not quite as skinny now as a was in my pictures. i know i don't need lipo, but i want it.

 

1. Dope!
2. An all expense paid doctor visit
3. A haircut
4. Guitar Hero 3
5. A new guitar controller
6. The Sims: Unleashed
7. Laptop
8. Clothes
9. Shoes
10. A raise!
11. A boyfriend/excellent lover.

 

My dear green faerie! You do not simply ASK for a glimpse into such a wise persons wisdom! It is most silly! I could impart terrible terrible truths, which such a young one such as yourself could not possibly deal with.

Although you did ask nicely - so I will let you choose what type of information you require for your quest into awesomeness... I can tell you either:

a) A terrible terrible truth, which such a young one such as yourself could not possibly deal with

or

b) A scintillating useful fact

The decision is yours!

*vanishes once again into the darkness of the... shit it's daytime now.*
*tries again*
*vanishes into a poof of smoke*
*does a victory dance in her secret headquarters*