I am enlightened

To proof it, ask me anything about the Buddha.

 

what'd he weigh? Like a deuce and a half?

 

He weight the universe.

 

must have been a big scale.

 

Some things can be measured without scales.

 

impossible.

 

Did the Buddha ever masturbate?

 

Ofcourse not. He could get all the chicks he wanted.

 

Are you over 18?

 

18 what?

 

Ask the buddha.

 

Which and why?

 

Answers to the meaning of life should be more cryptic:


http://lifepositive.com/askme.asp


Hotwater

 

I thought a universe was a one-line poem.

 

18 lost loves

 

what?

 

I am 18 lost loves.

 

You're a joke

 

I am indeed.
We all are.