I am enlightened

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. bird_migration

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    To proof it, ask me anything about the Buddha.
     
  2. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    what'd he weigh? Like a deuce and a half?
     
  3. bird_migration

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    He weight the universe.
     
  4. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    must have been a big scale.
     
  5. bird_migration

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    Some things can be measured without scales.
     
  6. Waking Life

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    impossible.
     
  7. l00l

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    Did the Buddha ever masturbate?
     
  8. bird_migration

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    Ofcourse not. He could get all the chicks he wanted.
     
  9. l00l

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    Are you over 18?
     
  10. bird_migration

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    18 what?
     
  11. l00l

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    Ask the buddha.
     
  12. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    Which and why?
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  14. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I thought a universe was a one-line poem.
     
  15. ohmygod

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    18 lost loves
     
  16. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    what?
     
  17. bird_migration

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    I am 18 lost loves.
     
  18. Gretsch87

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    You're a joke
     
  19. bird_migration

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    I am indeed.
    We all are.
     

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