Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

carries a little stick and stomps everywhere he goes.

 

Just plain fuckin sux.

 

Likes to dance naked in the rain

 

Is the leader of a voyeristic cult

 

How'd you know!?!

Loves the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" SO much...they dress up and act out each role individually..every single night!

 

Is Medusas' second cousin.

 

Bakes roadkill pies and passes them off as mincemeat at family dinners.

 

Mmm..nothin' like 'roadkill' Possum is best

Looks like a 'rock god' AND LOVES to stick his butt to a red hot stove eye

 

Fell outta the peach tree and went b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

 

Wants to date a butch just to see if you can 'break' them. (Shame on you Burrito! )

 

Has an unquenchable thirst for Mountain Dew!

 

OMG!! I SO do!!!! You have NO idea

Likes to bathe in public restrooms

 

Enjoys the sensation of lead against her skin!

 

It's very cool

Likes whips, chains, vibrators and the occasional ping pong match

 

That may sound absurd but its all true

Listens to Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton singing Islands in the Stream, when she is in the bath!

 

*BUZZER goes off* Not hardly!

Has fantasies about Wednesday Adams

 

Enjoys seeing Libertine in a shirt and tie, with fish net stockings

 

Make those thigh highs...and I just might....NAHHH

Is secretly inlove with almost EVERY single "Suicide Girl" at the moment!!

 

"suicide girl" is that a new band?

Has a fetish that involves Fish, Chips and Latex!

 

Enjoys fine dining in the backseat of his car

NO..it's a new magazine. "Suicide Girls" Playboy for the tattoo lover A modern twist on the pin-up girl.

Lesson 101 is now complete