Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Thinks General Tso is a mongolian warlord

 

Was in my closet last night.

 

Has given up his church for lent.

 

Only wears underoos with candycanes and snowmen on them through the entire month of December!

 

Wears sneakers in the shower!

 

Invented a device to let him have showers in his sneakers.

 

Know's all the words to every Village People Song!

 

bowls on every Jewish holiday.

 

Has a HUGE cheese collection in his bedroom

 

Decorates with bottlecaps.

 

Loves to sing boy-band tunes in the shower!!

 

Read everything Carlos Castenada ever wrote.

 

Jerks off to Mary Poppins or is it Pete's Dragon? Both I believe

 

Cannot fall asleep without mmmbop.

 

Eww..I hate that song!

Likes to knit footy mittens

 

I love Pete's Dragon. One of my favorite Disney musicals. Still have a thing for Helen Reddy.


Okay, you're one of the few people in the world who can actually say the alphabet backwards.

 

Is involved in smuggling parrots down the front of his underpants.

 

Limp dick.

 

Has no Idea what this thread is about....Dumb ass!

 

Hey!///That's not absurd!