I'll write a 1000 page book about how they speak to me If you want... you can read it, join me in worshipping them if you want (if not I'll kill you). Since they speak to me, you must listen to everything I say, you must do as I say, or when the little green men finally come to judge who they will take back to their planet of bliss your gonna get taken to a planet that eternally burns, and you will live there for all of eternity, BURNING!!!!! The little green men tell me they want you to worship them, because they are testing you. This is a test you cannot understand, you can only pass it if you follow me... and give me lots of your money... thats just part of the test, I don't have to tell you why... not questioning me is also part of your test... as a matter of fact nothing else in the world matters, you will follow me and the little green men... and you will give 99% of your money to me, in return I assure your next life will be perfect. If you don't follow me, I will kill you anyway, its not so bad... choose life! This christianity stuff is just a bunch of hoo ha... I know the truth - follow me, or die. ---- prove to me god created those little green men, they don't believe in such hoo ha (hoo ha is little green men for biggest pile of bullshit, ever, that is the name they have for your god) ---- prove the little green men wont come oh, and be sure to let your kids in on the green men, and have LOTS of them!!!! We need as many good people as possible, so we can go kill the bad people! We are good, rejoice!!! woooo!!!!! Now go blowup those desert people and bring me back their valuables.
