Please note that I was very bored and overly tired when i wrote this. *A peasant steels a loaf of bread from Hairy Castle* *King1 and two Knights run after the peasant but stop at the front gates* King1: Come back you Peasant, or I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon! Knight1: Why a spoon? King1: I don’t know. It would hurt more? Knight1: Why not just torture him? King1: Because I just don’t want to, okay!? Knight 2: “I wish, you were in my heart…” Sorry, it’s a song. King1: Hey, I know that song… *King1 and Knight2 sing while Knight1 dances* Bald Castle: *King2 rubs his head and a squeaking sound is made* King2: I need some hair! Squire1: Yes sir, I know sir. King2: *angry* Are you saying that I’m bald!? *King2 Glares at Squire1 and as he does so light reflects off the Kings head and in the Squire's eyes* *The Squire moves his hand to block the light from his eyes* Squire1: No sir, but that glare can be fixed sir. King2: *even more angry* Now you’re saying that I have a glaring problem? What’s wrong with my glare? Squire1: No sir, but I know how we can fix it. King2: *calming down* What are you talking about? Squire1 You're baldness, sir. We can get some hair for you from the castle on the other side of the land. Hairy Castle, I believe it is called. *King2 strokes his chin and squeaking sounds are made* King2: Hmmm, I shall ponder this a while. *King2 ponders for two minutes and gets a headache* King2: We shall attack them with full force and take their hair! Hairy Castle: *Squire2 comes and interrupts the singing and dancing* Squire2: Sir, I have heard news that something horrible is about to happen. King1: You dare interrupt our singing and dancing!? Squire2: I’m sorry sir, but this is important sir. King1: What can be more important that my singing? *Squire2 thinks to himself “a dying horse?”* Squire2: I have heard that a Dragon is Stampeding toward this very spot. King1: Than move to another. Knight1 and Knight2: Yeah! You tell ‘em boss! Squire2: That’s not what I mean. I mean, he’s coming here and quickly! King1: Get ready to fight than! *Squire2 looks to the two knights that are procrastinating* King1: *angry* I said now! *Swuire2 runs to the castle* *King1 and Knight2 continue to sing and Knight1 continues to dance* Nobel Lookout, Hairy Castle: *Two Noblemen are looking toward the castle which is not even in sight* Nobelman1: Lovely day we’re having, wouldn’t you agree? Nobleman2: Quite so. Very lovely. *Dragon comes charging in from behind and smashes them and crushes the Lookout than stampedes going to Hairy Castle* Fort Summit, Bald Castle: *Two Archers are standing in a tower talking* Archer1: Hey, did you hear that we’re going to be attacking Hairy Castle? Archer2: Hairy Castle!? Isn’t that the one that a Dragon is heading towards? Archer1: I don’t know… but we have our own problems here. I mean, those Goblins are around this area. *A group of Goblins invade Fort Summit and kill the two Archers* Goblin1: Heh, that was easy. Goblin King: Too easy... What are they up to? To be continued… Now, if you liked (or didn't like) it, tell what it was that you liked (or didn't like).
I'll try to update this as soon as possable. It could be tonight, it could be tomorrow, hell, it could even be 2 months from now (although, thats highly unlikely) It would most likely be updated in 2 or 3 days maybe a week.
Continued…. Hairy Castle, West Gate: *Two guards and a humpback are arguing about something* Guard1: I know how that works, why don’t you trust me? Humpback: No! You shall never see it! *the humpback pulls his arms away, hiding something behind them* Guard2: Just leave him alone, he’s just a stupid Humpback. Humpback: A stupid Humpback, eh? *The humpback momentarily lets go of his prized possession with one hand and whistles* Humpback: WE shall see who the stupid one is here, just you wait. *An Ogre appears from view out of some trees and swings his massive club about* Humpback: Now who do you thin the stupid i- *Just before the Humpback finishes his sentence the Ogre smashes him and a pigeon flys out of his arms* *Both guards laugh than momentarily look at each other* Guard1 & Guard2: YOU! *They both continue to laugh, causing the Ogre to get a headach and smash them just before knocking itself unconscious* To be continued…
Continued… Bald Castle, Recruitment Yard: *A Guard is instructing (yelling at) a large group of possible future troops (FTs). We find ourselves finding 3 of them standing close to the back—Jim, Jack and John* Jim: *looks back at JACK & JOHN* What is he saying? *Both JACK & 3 shrug* John: I don’t know, but you have to calm down. *the line starts forming and moving, Jim: What are you talking about? I’m not… John (interrupts): Oh, look, the line is moving. *The 3 of them line up, more to the middle of the line* Jim: As I was saying… John (interrupts again): Oh look at the stars. Jim: What stars? It’s plain daylight you fool! John: AAAAAAAAHHH! I must be going blind! Ha-ha got you. *John & Jack start laughing* JACK: Wow, this is too funny. *Jim starts to boil up with anger, leans, and picks up some fresh horse manure and throws it at Jack who ducks just in time to avoid it. The manure flies out and hits a guard on the side of the head* Manure Face (MF): WHAT WAS THAT!? *MF Stomps towards the 3 (possible) Future Troops, Jack & John point at Jim, indicating that he was the one responsible and run away while JIM’s attention is at the Guard coming at him; MF looks him in the eyes* MF: What is your problem; Too stupid to be a troop? *Jim soils his pants. No, not really, he almost does though* Jim: No sir. I meant to hit… *Jim looks around to see that his companions left* Jim: Oh, god. *MF takes Jim by the back of the neck and throws him into another fresh pile of manure. Jack & John laugh from behind a small wagon that they’re hiding behind. A poor Farmer looks to the guard and Jim* Poor Farmer: Hey! I just got done putting that up… down! Now that ast thing I needed was for some to mess it all up again! Hairy Castle, Wizards Cliff: *Two Knights heave their way up the large cliff that has a small pathway, but the worse part about it is that the pathway is right by the edge. They finally make it up and find a midget with blue robes and a pointy blue hat on, standing by the entrance* Knight1 (K1): *huff* Finally, we made it. K2: *pant* Yes, we did. Wizard Midget (WM): Uh… Can I help you with something? K1: Yes, you can, take us to your leader. WM: *pokes K1* I am the leader here, tough guy! What makes you think otherwise? *pushes K1 off the cliff* Well, I guess you can’t answer anymore. K1: *Yelling while falling* Because your so short!! *splat* K2: You just killed my friend! We took a long time to get up here. Well, anyway, we need your help. WM: Nah, I’m just kidding, I’m not the leader. *laughs* Come on, I’ll take you to him. *The Wizard Midget beckons the Knight to follow him. The Knight does follow, just with a furious look upon his face. They enter the cave and continue to an old room that has about 3 Wizards in it, one is the leader* WM: Geroshi, someone is here to see you. *Geroshi walks out to be noticed from the others, he would anyway since he is wearing a much deeper blue colored robes* Geroshi: What is it? I have very important things to attend to. WM: Like what? Telling the story of the Three Wise Men? *Geroshi glares at the Wizard Midget who shuts up immediately* K2: I have come to seek aid in fighting the Great Dragon that is headed for Hairy Castle. Will you choose to aid us, you will be handsomely rewarded. Geroshi: We are Wizards, not miracle workers. We have knowledge, not power. Hell, the only thing we can do is pass out knowledge to those who seek it. *K2 gets furious and whips out his sword in anger* K2: You were supposed to have magic aren’t you!? Geroshi: Uh, no. *looks to his followers* Grab him! *All the Wizards charge at the Knight, who flees the other way and accidently falls off the cliff* K2: *Yelling while falling* Yoooouuuuu aaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll suuuuuuuuu… *splat* (A “ck” sounds is made when he hits the ground) Geroshi: Damn it. Eighth person we killed in the past three days! WM: Actually, I accidently pushed one off before I showed him here. (yeah right it was an accident) Geroshi: Okay, ninth person in the past three days! To be Continued… again…
I don't know about writing, but you'd probably make a good U.S. marine (if you aren't one already). You might make a dumber than average Marine private, or an average U.S. army first lieutenant. Nothing personal.
Haha... it made me smile. However please note that I was very bored and overly tired when I read this.
Hey, all I'm doing is expressing my bordom. Some people may not like it and some may not. And I am only 16... so I guess you can see the stupidity in it all. But hey, thanks for all the replys!
