Elementary School Games

anybody remember the retarded test? oh man that was saucey! My brother and I were reminising about elementary and we started getting flashbacks of games and gimmiks we used to play. the retarded test, pull my finger, smeer the queer, hole in your palm, I wish I can renember them all. anybody else have any? they're just as fun now as they were then, bet!

 

wet willies

 

What was the retarded test? I don't think we ever had that. Just a bunch of cooties shot games. haha

 

there are alot of variations of the retarded test but, the one I used went like this:

Do you wanna take a retarded test?

Then you take the person's hand, palm up and hold it. then take your other hand, stick your index finger out and hold it above the person's palm and get close without touching their hand and say, "Am I touching you hand?"
They usually say no. Then tell them they're retarded because you've been touching there hand the whole time(holding the bottom with your 1st hand)

I hope that makes sence, it's kinda hard to explain.

 

we used to choke each other out in elementary school

i forget what its called, but you bend over, take a bunch of quick breaths, stand up quickly and then someone chokes you while you stand against a wall

 

oh yeah! we did that in the 6th. forgot all about that one.

 

yea, the teachers really didn't like us doing that

we played lots of rock, paper, scissors

we had elastics and shot paper clips at people, also we used paper if we couldn't get a paper clip

 

spit balls! stone football!

 

hahaha we were choking each other up until middle school. we were fucked up kids

we also used to play slaps, which is an equally violent game.you hold hands with another person and take turns slapping the others hand as hard as you possibly can, which would often result in welts and scabs. the dirst person to let go loses

 

yea, we played slaps, bloody knuckles...a card game where if you had the lowest card, the other players hit your hand the the side of the deck

 

you people are scary!

 

We had Golf Ball Wars. In a hallway you threw a golf ball as hard as you could against the walls and had to stand there and not move, hope you did not get hit with it. If you moved you got punched.

 

how can I forget open chest? another classic!

 

open chest was a great game

we slap each other in the nuts for various reasons

 

mercy, shove kids into trash cans, into the girls restroom, yell nasty shit around open classroom windows, then there were really bad things with fireworks. M80 roman candle wars, bottle rocket and sky rocket wars, M250 and fruits.

 

Who could forget them time when you would all try to fart and one kid would try too hard! THe look on thier face when they realized its not a fart. LOL

 

Me and my cousins used to stand at the tennis courts across the street from my grandma's house and chunked rocks at the shack that my uncle owned in the lot next door. It was awesome. One day my brother hurled a rock through a lady's car window, shattered it, and cried his way out of trouble. Then we hid in my grandma's closet from her angry wrath. Chaos ensued every time they visited.

 

There's one where you tell the other person to look away. "Hey look!" Then you put hand up right where his eyes were. When he turns back to look at you, he goes all cross-eyed because your hand is right in his face.

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we had a how smart are you test where you draw on paper and ask trick questions like how many crosses can you see

i remember i did it to a girl in year 5 and after i told her she failed the test she slapped me across the face. it was mental, came outta nowhere, i wish id slapped her back but i was in shock. BITCH

 

Another was to ask the person, "What were you eating under there?"

They reply, "Under where?"

Then you say, "Ha! You were eating underwear!"

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