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When teleporting yourself to the planet Venus, make sure to engage the Heisenberg compensators before setting off.


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Start wearing purple.

 

Dont hold back

 

Live like this is your last day, love like it is your first.

~ bird_migation / 2007

 

Take each failure as a learning experience

 

Besides my sig, I will say:

Obey your first voice, the second voice is actually the serpent talking.

Use controlled folly to make every bad experience or loss mean that it was actually a gain, and soon you will see for real that it was surely a great gain. Never lament.
Lamentation is seeing an incomplete picture, and when you lament your vision blurs.

 

Don't complain that you have no inspiration for this or that now, realize maybe you need rest, or to do nothing, or maybe something new, or wait for a sign.

 

Shoot first, yell stop then give them a knife.

 

Grandpa Simpsons advice to homer on his wedding day:

Whenever your traveling through time, don't touch anything. Even the slightest change can alter the future in way you couldn't possibly imagine.

 

Never get married, lease programs are far better and offer you the abiltiy to trade in without penalties!

 

Grandpa Simpson is a wise man.

 

And rampage is not a pleasant man to be punched by.

 

Never drink a whole gallon of apple cider before entering a farting contest.