CONFESS-your *secret* hipforums crush

LOL ..tis meee
oh but i do love me

 

waaah, you look like an ex of mine....except she's two year older than you....and your better looking.

 

that would be telling :& mwahahaha!!!

 

gotta be kosmicblue..

 

hey um.. someone get a crush on me

 

Then how is it a secret if you expose your "secret" hipforums crush...

 

MM BABY, I AM SO SEXY. I WANT TO DO NASTY THINGS TO MYSELF *ALL NIGHT LONG*

I've always longed for myself, but have never had the courage to tell me my true feelings. OMG< i hope I don't find out

But maybe if I found out it would be a good thing.

Young lovers in the sun, me, myself, and I. MMMMM BABY!

 

I'll buy a kitten and caress it....

I remember when I was talking to you that night when I was petsitting my neighbor's rabbits... caress the bunny...

 

reincarnatmenowK

 

i think i have a crush on juggs and dangermoose and sleepy_ashes... hehehe don't tell them though!

 

juggs is on team two which means he eats babies, and sleepy_ashes is a metaphore for 'the long sleep' and cremeation. you wouldnt be a necropheliac, cannibal would you? of course not, which means having a crush on those other two guys is simply out of the question...but don't worry, tigers and mooses are wild animals and i'm sure we'd get along quite nicely

 

Lol the tiger would eat the moose. Take that how you will.

 

yes but if those lips were wrapped around me, i'd have to prod her with my hardened antlers

 

hmmm... All the cute ones are way too young
Except for UnspokenThings, but he's my boyfriend so that doesnt count

Hmm, these are my other hip crushes
FreakyJoeMan
TenCentArcade
Lucifer Sam

*blushes*

 

but he's not on the forums!

 

yeah he is, he even posted in my new photos and in music all the time

 

haha that's awesome! i guess my new and only hipforums crush is... YOU!

go team A!

 

I used to like BigBong a lot when I was a "member"

 

i used to have a crush on you when you were a "member" too

 

nobody loves me.

..........AAAAAAAAHHHH IM GONNA DIE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!