100 most common reasons why you should not use the toilet to make punch for the visit

40: Washing your "last night's clothes" will become a new experience in itself!

 

41-If your toilet was white, it may still be pink after a lot of washing.

 

42-If some toilet sheet paper was stuck in the can, it might end up in your glass of punch.

 

43 urinal cakes taste nasty

 

44-If you ever find a piece of corn on the cob in your drink - you'll wonder if there was anything else and you've swallowed it...

 

45-If you throw your cigarette butt into the toilet and there's Jack Daniel's in there, it will explode.

 

46 if you make jungle juice with the friut at the bottom, it might cause your toilet to become clogged and overflow

 

47-You will never feel the same when you got take a shit again.

 

48-Some people would actually refuse to drink your punch if it was in a toilet.

 

49-You might wanna "flush" your drink.

 

50-Eating out of a shit container always has that little repellant side to some people.

 

51.The seat can be a little germy!

 

52 there many rears I never want my lips to go anywhere near where they have been

 

53-There is always a shit stain left in a can no matter how hard you've scrubbed.

 

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54-You might burp later on and it'll smell like fart.

 

55-You might barf later and shit will come out.

 

56-When you spit, pee will come out of your mouth.

 

57-Flies might want to hang around your glass.

 

58-If you use your can for punch, you won't be able to use it for the leftover spaghetti sauce.