100 most common reasons why you should not use the toilet to make punch for the visit

20-The toilet busy, it might force you to urinate down from the balcony on that nasty kung-fu addict neighbor's dog.

 

21: drunk people forget things.

 

22-Someone who isn't enough modern is bound to complain for nothing.

 

23: you have to hunch over too far to fill yer cup. Next time use the bidet!!!!!!

 

24-If there's a leaking pipe, you'll lose your alcohol.

 

25-When there's not enough left to pick with the cocktail spoon, you'll look like a fool licking the bottom of the toilet.

 

26. The dog drank there first.

 

27-The dog now barfs but - he's barf toilet trained...

 

28- you do not have a toilet

 

29-You do have a toilet...

 

30. My toilet is an outhouse and making punch in that big ass hole creates quite a slurry!

 

31.I've never cleaned my toilet in 12 years.

 

32: Toilets are usually in confined spaces, so access to and from the punch bowl could create congestion!

 

33-If it's raining very hard, some toilet regurgitate all kinds of stuff from the sewers.

 

34: every guest that has drunk the punch will have incredibly bad breath!

 

35-In fact, the punch may taste like shit - literally...

 

36: Most probably within a couple of hours the "punch bowl" will be full again with everyone being very ill if you know what I mean

 

37-Some drunk guy will think he's funny by putting the toilet brush in it while it's still full of punch.

 

38: Guests may very well bonk their head on the sistern leaning down to scoop some mix

 

39: Sculling matches could become a problem....