How to help a drunk friend

OH MY GOD!!!!
A DRUNK PERSON IS VOMITING!!!!
DRUNK PEOPLE NEVER VOMIT!!!!!!
THIS IS A CATASTROPHY!

 

tell her to eat some coffee beans and drink water. coffee beans sober you up at least enough where your not all fucked up and shit... and make sure she keeps throwin up until she cant anymore... then theres nothing you can do but let her sleep

 

i concur

 

next time tell her to spin in circles really fast that will help her not to throw up. And tell her to smoke a ton of weed that will not make her spinners worse...

 

^
honestly smoking weed when im drunk kills the alcohol buzz 100% and just makes me feel UBERhigh...
i guess the story is not the same for some.

 

Not a lot of people know..

'Uber' is german
Thought I'd share

 

^the u needs to have an umlaut or however you spell it. like über

 

Ich Habe Grosse Hunger Fur Steiffen!!!!

 

Wish I could understand Mabus.. my girl is is in Adv. German 3 and never shuts up.. thats the only reason I know that one haha

 

what's pretty interesting is that my friend who was drunk
was German

 

Really? Have sex next time... as long as shes not puking in the process its all good