Some Stoned Storys

The 2nd time that my friend and I were camping out, I went to get some more firewood from the senior home, while I was coming back I was so stoned that I couldn't find my way back since it was dark as well.

I called my friends cell, and he came out to me, and now he was confused as well. We ended up crawling under bushes and trees to get back.
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Another time I was camping with I, R, and W. We had an ounce + 1/8th and it was all good dank weed. We also had a bottle of raspberry vodka. We had gotten down
3/4ths of the bottle (me as the biggest drinker among my friends drank the most), and we had 1/2 ounce still left. (btw it was pouring, but we had a large tarp over us)

So we were stoned out of our minds, and pretty drunk when we started eating. No one pays attention to W when he says "this weed tastes good". He was eating frosting straight from the container as usual but no one noticed that he was adding weed to it.

We came back from going tping, which never happened since we were split up and chased by some asshole. The vodka was now done with, and we decided to finish the weed. I am the one who always keeps the weed, when we go out an about, so I was responsible for the weed.

Well.........no one had it. I remembered that I didn't take it with me this time, so I went back through the path looking for it. After about 20 minutes of looking, I return, when R finds it under W's chair. We all remember that he was eating weed like a dumbass, and that was that.

To add to the story:

W bought warming sensation lube and condoms at the store, when we went out to get food. When we woke up, half his condoms were gone, and the bottle of lube was empty. No one knew what happened, but the condoms were all over bushes on our path.

 

Once me and my boyfriend and my friend were smoking on the beach at night. Well when we get up to walk back we are walking along the shore and there is a group of people walking along the boardwalk next to us, keeping the same pace. So we think its a group of cops and we're all like shit we're totally busted we're done for... Well when we get back on the boardwalk we realize it was a group of fuckin kids... I have no idea how we thought it was cops haha. That made me giggle all night though haha

 

One time me and my friend went on a bike ride and we went to these really thick woods. we dropped our bikes off and began to toke. Then outta nowhere a cop car came halfway through a joint and drove in next to the woods on a path that was made by cars driving over the grass abunch of times. so my friend screams out "cops!" and throws the joint, which was mine btw , and we sprinted through the woods for like 15 mins and finally got to the street. I convinced my friend to go back and get our bikes and the cops weren't there. so i dont no if they even saw us but we were outta there.

 

One time me and a couple of buddys went ona blunt ride and we parked at some empty lot that turned out to be someones property not knowing at the time we spark up a few blunts. after a wile and we are all stoned out of our minds off some straight dank shit this blue truck pulls up in front of my boys van and starts bangin on the shit so we just hop in tha front and bail out it was crazy nigga hadda gun n shit thought it mite of been a cop talk about paranoia

 

one time me and 3 of my friends went on a burn ride on this road around my college campus. there was something wrong w/ my friends car, so we had to pull over so she could fix it. we continued to smoke inside the car while she was fixing it.. we see this blue suv pull up by us, we read the side of the car and it said "police". i had the blunt at the time so i put it out and we all lit up cigarettes.. the cop gets out and walks up to my friend fixing her car and asks her if she's alright and if she needs any help. my friend said no and the cop got back in his car and drove away. i almost shit my pants


another time, me and a couple of my friends all got high. i had to leave and drive somewhere. afterwards i stopped at the gas station and met up with the friends i smoked with. they left to go back to my house and i got in my car to drive back to the house too. i turned onto my road and my friends jumped out from behind a car, scaring the shit out of me, and jumped onto the hood of my car and sat on it while i kept driving. i went to turn into my driveway and my one friend rolled off and landed underneath the car. i thought i ran her over so i slammed the breaks and got out to see if she was ok. she had a scrape on her knee, but she was fine. we laughed for probably a half hour straight.

 

The other day I blew into my bubbler thinking that it was my sploof. I realized what I was doing, but it was a second too late. I got the bubbler water all over my keyboard, and that bowl of weed was history.

 

one time we wanted to order from burger king but we didnt wana go up to the counter lookin fuckin trashed so we go into the toilets to put clear eyes in and i cant find it so i start shitting myself, i dump my bag upsidedown in the middle of the bathroom to find it and i find it and put it in. i think we were in there for 30 mins. then we ended up eating 4 burgers each. best burgers ever. and a whole cheesecake.
ohh i forgot my other storyyy.
i really do hate ordering things wen stoned. not capable of doing such tasks

 

one time me and 3 or 4 of my friends were smoking in my friends living room(we thought his moms boyfriend(we will call him T) had to work late)so we had just got done smoking a couple of bongs and a few bowls when we hear T come in the back door. so he walks in the living room and ask what we have been smoking so my friend just sits and says uhhhh forever while T goes to his room and when he comes back my friend is still just sitting there saying uhhhhh so T stops and just looks at us then my friend say uhhhh "nothing i dont guess". so we all start laughing about the world longest uhhh while T calls his friend to come by to look at us. so about 10 min later T's friend shows up and just look at us and say "you all are so stoned you cant even talk" so T and his friend start to leave when T says to my friend "are you going anywhere today?" my friend say "no" and T just walks out.

 

^think hes gunna tell ur mom?

 

haha that was so crazy

 

One night I was chilling on the swings at the park by my house with a few friends, another friend showed up, and said he had 20$. We called up my guy and he met us at the park. So then we walked down into the woods by the park and packed a bowl in my pipe and a bowl in my friends pipe, and we passed them around in a rotation. After we finished those bowls I put the rest of the weed and my pipe into my pocket, and we walked back up to the park. When we got there, we saw a car just sitting there, without it's lights on, but we could see two people inside. My one friend(not knowing the car was there) lights a cigarette. As soon as his lighter flicks the guys get out of there car and said "HEY! GET OVER HERE!" and my one friend, being a smartass says, "My mom told me not to talk to strangers" by this time I have my back turned to the car so they couldn't see my face. All I heard was my brother say "Oh shit, there coming this way" and we all fucking bolted down into the woods. My friend says he said he thought he saw them running down towards us, so we stayed in the woods for almost an hour hiding.

 

Wow! That's awesome. My parents got so pissed when they found out.

 

Well, i never had smoked before, i was really much of a big drinker. I remember my first time i smoked it was out of a bong with my friend and this one random dude. It was the best i have ever had so far. I remember he made me and my friend finish some big ass bowls in one big hit and since i hadn't smoked before i was coughing my ass off, and i'm thinking in my head, this sucks man. But as i lift my head i see that dude and i swear he looked like mickey mouse and i started freakin out and laughing, anyway, we had a long way in front of us, we had to walk from the west side of long beach to the east side and it was like 12am and we're walking and man oh man, i felt like i was part of a video game when i was walking, moving on, me and my friend cross the street and it looked green to us, when all of a sudden, we almost cause a car crash!! haha, cars from everywhere were swerving but luckily no car crash haha, then it comes time to cross this bridge and when we are. We look to the left of us and i swear man, we saw a guy like just sitting on top of the rail of the bridge, it was tripping me out cause he wasnt falling or anything, like he was floating or had excellent balance. Then we get down from the bridge and see the store, it was the first time i was so happy to see a store, i bought everything i could buy, never felt so hungry. haha anyway ever since then, i've been smoking, i love marijuana man

 

that sounds awesome lol.