Chat up lines- they still do it for me!

Chat Up Lines- the perfect remedy for them.



We’ve all heard them, some times they make us cringe, some make us laugh, but are they only for the desperados among us or would you ever use a chat up line as an ice breaker?



We’ve all heard the usual chat up lines haven’t we…



‘Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U! ‘

‘Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you are single and have a weak heart!’

‘Do you sleep with strangers? No? Well then let me introduce myself.’



Have you ever been stood at a bar waiting to order a drink when someone approaches you and throws a chat up line you r way? DO you turn your back on them, openly laugh in their face or secretly praise the fact they have the confidence to approach a complete stranger and put themselves out there to be shot down.



Let’s face it, it tends to come down to one of two facts- are you completely plastered and willing to be chatted up for the sake of another drink, or are they drop dead gorgeous. But the question that begs to be asked is why if they are drop dead gorgeous would they need to use a cheesy chat up line? They’re probably some sort of social outcast who just happens to have, through a strange mutation of different gene pools, sparkly eyes and dimples to die for.



The best way to deal with any unwanted attention is to have some sort of reproach ready to shoot there way, ensuring they make a very quick getaway and you are left to enjoy your drink in peace. Try some of these for fun:



‘I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.’



‘Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?’



‘If I throw a stick, will you leave?’



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