any way to pass a drug test

I smoke once or twice a week and i need to pass a drug test in order for me to get a job?

What can i buy a my local stores so i can pass the test?
help is appreciated thanks
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If you cant do the whole get a clean friend to piss in a condom and smuggle it in thing, and youre desperate you could always complain to your doctor about stomach acid pains

I have a stomach disease where I have too much acid, my valve doesnt close, it spills up into my esophagus, blah blah, but anyway they put me on these pills to help called Somac. the chemical itself is called Pantoprazole, and apparently they can give false positive in THC tests. I cant 100% confirm that, but I've seen a few reports about it.

So if you can lie your way into getting a proton-pump inhibitor prescription, you could use that as an excuse

But I'd try the piss in the condom thing, cuz theres no guarantee what I suggested would work

 

dont smoke for 2-4 weeks, drink allot of water and sweat as much as you can. and unless you wanna go to the head shop and buy drug test kits/drinks, nothing else will work or everyone would be using it.

 

i heard pickle juice helps can someone confirm this?

 

drink cranberry juice..
100% juice, not cranberry juice coctail

 

Ive heard that if you eat poop it can dilute the test. You have to eat like a big one tho.

 

but does the cocktail do anything or would u have to drink alot more of it?

27% and 100% are pretty far apart =/

 

i'm not really sure.. i was just told that 100% cranberry juice is the way to go

 

My step-brother told me that's what he uses.
The best thing? Just buy synthetic piss. My dad and stepmom use it if they have to piss test for work, usually they only require that you have someone in the restroom with you if it's for legal reasons (probation, etc) or if you've tested positive before with the same company.

 

DON'T FORGET
the softer and wetter, the more it'll dilute the test.

 

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