Stop Masturbating= Gain energy? I'm gonna' try

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Hip Aficionado, Nov 3, 2007.

  1. Jay-Jay

    Jay-Jay Member

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    I like to save up a good load for maybe 4 or 5 days and then explode down some innocent chicks throat...ha ha, she will never know what hit her. I like to see the horror on their face when they realize how huge the load is. LMAO
     
  2. Hip Aficionado

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    That sounds pretty good!
    It's one of those nasty (but oh-so fun) tricks to play on a chick. Especially when she's like "let me know when you're coming" because she wants you to blow the load elsewhere. It's great to just pretend you're not ready and let 'er take you all the way, then spray the back of her throat!

    uhh!
     
  3. Jay-Jay

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    ha ha.
    Huge globs of hot steamy Man-chowder shot deep down her throat while she is not suspecting it...?
    Oh yea, that is classic son, classic!!!!!
     
  4. dee2k7

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    ur balls increase inside so does your dick when u havnt mastermated .
     
  5. Hip Aficionado

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    "mastermated"?

    what the fuck is that? :p

    Yeah- shootin' man chowder (pale ale) is one of my favorite things to do. I shot a few loads yesterday. I'm gonna' try not to do one today (save up a little) but i don't think I can wait until tomorrow.
     
  6. dee2k7

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    u no what i ment ,
     
  7. Hip Aficionado

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    Yup. I just felt like goofin' around. no hard feelings.

    Being back on the daily wank schedule feels pretty good. i have a raging cold right now, which is not good. My nose is ejaculating even more than my cock. THat's a lot!
     
  8. PineMan

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    If you look on any reputable medical site you will find it stated as a known fact that masturbation & orgasm has a positive effect on the cardiovascular & immune system (needless to say, religious sites state the opposite).

    Doesn't it seem a bit of a co-incidence that the during the period that you ceased to masturbate also happens to be the very time at which you fall victim to infection?
     
  9. Hip Aficionado

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    Hmmm... well- staying in better cardiovascular shape isn't a bad thing!

    eh? you mean people in general, or me specifically?
     

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