Spiders off drugs

This is a fine example of a spider that is off drugs.

 

Fresh out of rehab?

 

Fascinating...

 

Never used drugs. Clean all his or her life.

 

Ahhhh... so he's saving that for his midlife crisis then. Good planning.

 

No, it is just a regular drug-free spider.

 

Not even performance enhancing drugs?

 

No, it is just an animal in his natural habitat.

 

Yeah- weaving webs of mass destruction. He clearly is an insecticidal maniac and must be stopped at all costs... time to call in the only monkey brave enough to stand up to such tyrannical arachnid. Where's King George the W?

 

I am afraid of regular spiders, if they were also crackheads I'd be terrified.