thats sad. Real sad... And we ALL desended from monkeys/apes/gorillas. Unless you dont believe in the evolution theory. But then again seeing as you hate black people you will probably hate me too for being asian. Meh... Knock your self out.
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noone descended from monkeys or apes. that is a common misconception because charles darwin told a man he'd rather claim a monkey as his ancestor than claim the likes of said man. while we are related to apes, all humans came from an earlier, more primitive form of man similar to neanderthals, who were, in turn, more similar to apes.
no, i dont hate asians, you guys are not as racist as DARKIES are, also, i know for a fact without a spot of doubt in my whole life, that theroy of evolution is completely wrong. if you havent noticed that Darwin denounced his theory while on his deathbed. anyone who knows that Albert Einstien is a Genius, should also realize that he has proven that evolution is false as well. evolution is such a crock load of crap that it makes me laugh at anyone who thinks its true. lol, im laughing at you. cause you will believe any cock and bull story fed to you by anyone you talk to.
slight change if you will "There's a mexican, a ****** and a puertorican in a car, whose driving? the cop." thats a good one, but listen to these whats the difference between a yard monkey and a porch monkey? the length of the chain.
hmmmm... I dunno. Idk what happened bt its what ive been taught. knock yourself out. Wont effect me but youve been fed a cock and bull story too mate and thats that Black people are lower Asians who are lower than White people who are the highest. Because being white automatically makes you better... And all black people are disgraceful.
A black man, a mexican, and an american are all climbing to the top of a great mountian, they had all heard the story about a genie at the top that would grant you any wish if you could make it. They fought most of the way up but when they reached the top they all stopped. Standing, well more hovering, just past the edge of a cliff is a genie. "Ah, welcome, i shall grant you each a single wish," said the genie. After arguing for some time over who would go first it came down to rock paper scissors, in which the mexican won, the black came in second, and the american finished last. "Alright, i want me and all of my people to be happy and free, back in Mexico," said the mexican. The genie nods his head and poof the mexican is gone. "Alright, i want me and all of my people to be happy and free back in Africa," said the black. The genie nods his head and poof the black is gone. "Well damn," says the american "you mean to tell me that all the niggers and spics are out of my country?" "Yes, of course" replied the genie. "Well then ill take a coke."
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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4 What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoo? Canoo's Tip What do you do if theres a black man laying on your lawn? Stop laughing and shoot him again
What do you do when you see two jews together? Toss a penny between them and watch them fight each other to the death! J.C
How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? * * * * * * * * * * * None - they don't want to be enlightened!
So what's the difference between a Norwegian and a canoe? Well, a canoe will sometimes tip. Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
why can't black kids play in the sandbox? - -the cats keep burying them. how was copper wire invented? - -Somebody threw a penny between two jews. why can't jesus eat m&m's? - -he has holes in his hands what's a jewish dilemma? - -free ham what's the difference between ET and the mexicans? - -ET got the point and went home. what's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? - -You only need one nail to hold up an oil painting
