Combine two words that start with 'a' and turn them into words that start with 'b'

For instance, I start with 'pineapple' and 'orange juice' and I turn them into 'thunderstorm'.

You get the idea. Now let us play this fabulantastic game-like idea.
No, I do not classify this as a game, moderators. This is a classic Random Thought.

 

I'm sorry. I'm not smart enough for this idea,

 

What am I your monkey?

 

I am too stupid for this....
And its too late to think...Plus, my head always hurts when I think...

 

Come on you people. You all claim to be at the top 0,1% of highest IQed people and you can not even understand some simple rules?

 

I'll take a "monkey" and a "lemon" and I'll turn them into a "sandwich".

 

That is sick. Very sick. And gross.

 

That'll happen.

 

I am sober. I am always sober, unless you call being high on life unsober.

 

I'll take "stupid" and an "idea" and turn them into a "game".

 

Nah, you'd just hurt me like the rest.

 

this game sucks

 

How bout' I take car and tree and end up with spongecake?

 

What is sponge cake? I am fairly sure it's real as I've herd the word before. What does it look like and taste like? Is it edible or is it like fruit cake? Is it really made of sponge?

 

Milton Bradley eat your heart out.

 

pineapple and orange juice start with an 'a'? that's interesting. has someone been confusing big bird with the count?

i find it hard not to take words themselves litteraly. it's a good thing reality doesn't begin or end with, nor depend on them.

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At least you make sense.