Poser Stoners

i use to know this kid that would take 1 pussy hit and say oh i gotta go my moms pickin me up but he just hanged out at the pizza store wiht himself thw whole day waiting for his mom to pick him up. He couldent have said i dont want to smoke,i also hate the ones that BLOW THE BOWL

 

I hate it when people say they can out smoke you. when they have only smoked a couple times.

 

I hate it when people post threads about how lame other stoners are because their not as 'typical stoner' as they are...

Why the fuck do you care how much people smoke, if they want to lie let them lie.. it annoys me when people like.. everyone in this thread think that people are ruining the stoner image by not smoking enough weed.. or because they get high easily or w/e... who cares? some people enjoy running around proclaiming they smoke 'da finest ganja in town' because perhaps they get a kick out of that..

i mean.. a true marijuana smoker should just relax, live and let live ya know?

an example of what i mean...

in the past ive smoked weed on and off.. not as much as some friends.. but still now and again.. but if i ever state thate i'm a weed smoker.. or a 'stoner' or ask to buy weed etc one of my mates is automaticly like 'Your not a stoner! you hardly ever smoke!'

Why should he/anyone care? i smoke now and again so i am a cannabis user.. some people like to think they're in a league of their own or something up their with marley n dylan and no 'ocassional smoker' can be as 'cool' as them... when the truth is no one cares about being cool besides them.

/rant

 

im not saying i "hate" poser stoners, because i am friends with plenty of real stoners, and i know some poser stoners who are really cool kids outside of smokin, but they are just the fakest kids when it comes to weed and shit, i just dont like that, like this one time a couple months back, i just picked up an OZ, and some of the kids were at my house smoking with me, next day i get to school, like 30 kids come up " DUDEEEEEEE you got an ounce, dude hoook me up, sell me a bag, lets burn after school!!!", that pissed me off that those kids would go telling everyone that shit in school , but w/e

 

good point! rants are fun!

 

well lets see i just hate stupied stoners not really poser stoners. i had this stupied preppy kid come up to me and had a bag of weed the size of your fucking finger nail and said i want 10 bucks for it. i told him "i hope your going to throw a handful of pot in there if you want 10 bucks. and the other thing that bothers me is when this people always want you to burn one with them but they never buy pot and burn one with you. i just tell the fuckers i got none. peace :rockon:

 

since we are on a topic about our dislikes and hate.......i fucking HATE kids that wear fake rasta hats with fake dreads! i fucking HATE EM thats like if i walked up to a jewish kid with a yamaa on and a fake big nose and fake curly hair (not to be an ashole, fellow jew stoners) but you get the point and yes i also hate the fat that i dont give a fuck about my spelling somtimes and its hard to read

 

i dont thing it is a poser if someone asks advice because we all had to learn about bongs pipes joints ohh my! we wasnt just born with the knowelge!

 

I think the question was rhetorical... obviously he's not a poser, if he's asking how to smoke weed, he can't be pretending he's a stoner.

 

people who talk about nothing but how high they got and how high theyr going to get are fucking BORING

im of coarse speaking from personal experience.....

aproximatly four hours a week of it to be exact......

nobody fucking cares how high you got and what childrens movies you watched wile you were doing it.....

a true obstacle for most people would be to smoke weed and not tell anyone about it.....

 

Yeah, I agree with all of these. Poser Stoners really get on my nerves. Like some kid at my school actually thinks we believe that he has to drink 2 bottles of Jack Daniels to get drunk. He also says he smokes like 2 ounces with a couple people in one sitting. He is a bullshitting grade nine and he should shut up. I've also had the thing with random people asking me for pot, what the fuck is that?! There are also kids at my school to overexadgerate or say bullshit about how much they smoke pot and shit....

The thing I hate the most is when heatbags say that they can handle a bong session, then go to class and fall asleep on their desk! Then the principle threatens them into telling who they smoked with and give those people a maximum suspension (21 days). Luckily I wasn't caught, but one of my friends did. I have prevented it a couple times because some grade 9 greened out and I told him just to fall asleep in the house and not go to school...

Poser Stoners....

 

i hate people that get high and make awkward situations with akward comments

 

i an see what you mean hey.when i started smokin witch was about over a year ago, i didnt know shit. i'm just glad that my bf didnt bag me for not knowing. even now though, i dont exactly smoke a bong properly. like you know how your supposed to smoke up the rest of the smoke after you've smoked the pot through the cone peice?? i dont do that. i usually leave the smoke there. i have smoked the rest of the smoke previously, but i've found that i have small lung cappacity and it allmost makes me choke so i only have small cones. but yeah on the other hand with the person who started this thread, i can see what you mean. its the same with people who think they know shit about about bands when they dont. or little 15 year olds who walk around wearing old band tee's cos its in at the moment with out having any concept of what the band is, what they stood for etc.

 

I hate the people that come to my place acting like a bigshot saying shit like the weed I get back home is 10x better and 20x cheaper oh and by the way your bong sucks and you paid to much for it in a nice way. Then later they are taking rips off my bong and passing out like little bitches lol. Happens way to much. I don't really run into pot posers anymore although I think we all are to a point in highschool compared to how you smoke later in life when you actually have adult connections. Seriously no offense some of you guys seem young so I have some advice find the guy that always looks fucked up in school and ask him if he can hook you up if you can keep a connection from highschool when the dealer doesn't know shit about selling you can probably get really good deals in the future when they are to big and paranoid to sell to people they don't know. Not that I condone underage smoking I know if your on this forum your not likely some inocent honor student looking to avoid the temptations lol.

 

I also hate people that constantly fucking change their mind about shit. I know this guy that is one minute, yeah man I am a stoner hell yeah. Next minute man I dont put that shit in my body I am too clean cut, and then the next minute he claims to be a stoner again. God damn.

 

hey man, wana go smoke some marijuana pieces out of a blunt

 

the only thing that bugs me is when people brag about the fact that they smoke pot, or they think they're a complete badass for doing it.

 

My friend: Yo I just smoked 2 ounces and I dont even got a buzz yet

Me: Here take this toke.

My friend: (after minutes of hacking) now im chewed :lol:


I hate when people say they smoke lots of weed and dont even get buzzed.

 

and if they're even telling the truth, why would they bother spending money on pot if it didn't do anything to them?

 

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