Things to say to recruiters...

all year so far there has been recruiters sitting out side the cafeteria of our school, different ones each day, so every one that goes by they try to get to sign up, any way I just say no, but do you have some witty, or Clever things to say, like, NO, I'm not joining you murderers, or like no, blank .

I was just wondering, because I don't like stop or any thing but when they ask, I just wanted some thing to say quickly as I walk past, in stead of just no

 

I Didnt join till after I was done with college, but when i was in high school, I used to just tell them all I joined the coast guard. They left me alone, and never doubted me because there wasnt a coast guard recruiter for like 300 miles.

 

No, I don't want to join, I don't think I would ever join the army or any thing, I'm against the all that, but it's just like every day there's a different guy bothering me and every one that goes by, so I was just thinking of stuff to say, besides just no like I said above...

 

tell 'em:
"send bush"

 

You missed his point. Just tell him you already joined the coast guard.

Start an argument with them. Walk up and start shouting random stuff about how desperate they must be for soliders because all of them are too busy dying in a country they dont want to be in.

Lol, get it on tape! I must see it!

 

How about. Are you kidding me man? My life would be much more valuable working at McDonalds. Plus the foods better,the uniforms cooler,it pays more. And the women are better looking.

 

Ask them if they believe in Jesus - when they say yes (which they will 90% of the time), tell them that Christ compels us not to return violence with violence, but to turn our cheek to violence, to love our enemies and do good to them, and not to fear those who can destroy the body on earth, but only god, who can destroy the soul in heaven. Tell them that they should lay down their implements of violence and be soldiers for Christ instead of soldiers for Babylon. I haven't found a soldier or cop yet who wasn't rendered speechless.

 

Shouldn't you be Iraq and not in a school cafeteria?

 

how about,
"suck my fucking dick you brain dead fascists... die for the government, fuckers."

 

"Sorry but I'm flat footed, gay and antisocial, I break down under pressure, I cried during Steel Magnolias, and I have low self esteem on account of my small penis which causes me to be nervous around other guys. Trust me, I wouldn't make a good soldier."

Oh yeah, and I hvae 1,000 posts now. w00t, motherfuckers.

 

I would say "You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant!"

 

im with her