Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Likes Chocolate Cheerios

 

Presently, likes to dangle participles.

 

invented the word flabbergasted.

 

Giggle at words like "RAM" and "floppy"

 

plays checkers with chimps.

 

Plays chess with himself.

Don't forget "hard drive", heh, heh.

 

Plays Crummier Rummy than CrummyRummy

 

Was first in line to participate in the 12th annual "yodel-off" at her high school.

 

likes to eat burritos, then hop in the sack and give self "dutch ovens"

 

likes the taste of yellow snow.

 

once pee'd the sheet music to Beethoven's Ninth in the snow after a drinking binge with K-Fed.

 

Locked himself in his car.

 

Fidgets around town

 

goes to donkey shows wearing toddler sized sailor suits & reanacts the lollipop kids

 

is fascinated by the dirty sanchez

 

Gets hard whenever he read Treasure Island

 

wears an eye patch to church.

 

controls the internet

 

Had a rectal labotomy.

 

Steals newspapers from homes in the wee morning hours, then deposits 10-15 of them at a single house that doesnt subscribe.