Difference between drinking and toking

Discussion in 'Humor' started by trekker, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. trekker

    trekker Intrepid Traveler

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    A drunk driver will blow a stop sign.

    A stoned driver will stop and wait for the stop sign to turn green.

    P.S. Don't drive high.
     
  2. VolcomStoner420

    VolcomStoner420 Member

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    Maybe if the person stoned is mentally incompetent, but in that case they wouldn't be allowed to drive.
     
  3. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    You laugh but i've actually waited for stop signs to turn green.
    it's happened to a few of my friends also.

    ... " stoner will wait for a stop sign to turn green."
    " someone tripping on acid will sit in the car parked, naked except for a loin cloth and aviator goggles making engine noises and checking for cops in the rearview mirror."
     
  4. mystery girl

    mystery girl Member

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    this totally made my day!!
    thank you!!

    peace
     
  5. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    hahahahaha i would love to have something like that in my sig. topic creator, kinda old, eugene - awosome man :lol:
     
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