You had SEX where?

on a ferry between the mainland and vancouver island. it was one of the shitty small ones so the vibrations were intense, it was kinda like doin it on the washing machine during spin cycle. aaanyway...

 

My hubby is a dentist, we tried it once in the dental chair early in the morning before his office opened.

 

Ok, this actually happened, back in 1983. I was young and studly, with a long and high mullet ("higher the hair, closer to God"), and I was playing in a band in Lake Tahoe, where I am from. I was a glammed out butt rocker, as we were called by the punks at the time, and I was hanging out in a dancey disco thing thay had at Ceaser's Lake Tahoe, this posh casino in Nevada side of the Lake.

They gave you free drinks, so I was dancing up a strom and getting plastered (I don't drink alcohol any more at all). There was this young lady, uber-sexy hot, about 22 maybe, and we were dancing fools. I danced a few songs with her, Billy Idol and INXS and whatnot was happening those days (yawn...) and I went back to my chair and she sudden;y came and started tugging at my arm, pulling me off my chair.

She kept pulling me, out of the little discoteque and through the casino, "where are we going?" I asked her but she did not answer. She pulled me toward the long hallway entrance to the women's restroom. I was wary of going in there, but I was drunk and she was incredibly sexy, so I went through the long hallway and we went into a stall and closed the door. I sat down on the toilet seat and she faced me, and we started making out. I disrobed her, awkwardly and clumsily, letting her blouse and bra and skirt fallupon the floor at her feet.

My pants came down to my ankles, and she straddled me, facing me, and wer proceeded to fo the nasty right there. Her high heels were going "thwack, thwack, thwack" against the fllor real loud, and she started moaning. She was plastered, drunker than I was.

Just then I heard footsteps comin. "Shhhhh!!) I said, but she kept on huming on me in the stal. "Be quiet" I whispered. To my horror (I am NOT making this up) the footsteps came ritht next to us and entered the stall adjacent to us. I had my hand over the girl's mouth and was trying to keep her silent but it was not working.

I knew the person next to us could see the clothing on the floor and the four feet next to her in our stall. After a few I heard a flushing sound next to us and the footsteps went away. I was petrified..security at the casinos is no joke, they are like a mafia or something. But she was so moist and so sweet I had to continue. After a few moments the deed had been done, on my end anyhoo, and I swiftly began trying to dress her, fumbling to get her bra on, and her bouse on.

We opened the door to the stall and I was certain that when we came out the long corridor entrance that 5 security guys wuld be there waitinf for us. But we came out and lo and behold....nobody. I was shocked and relieved. Suddenly the pride in my puffed up, as I knew we had pulled it off! We boned in the restrom of the big casino. We went back to the disco and after about 2 songs she disappeared. I know becauee I looked for her, I wanted to take her back to my place for a more relaxed repeat. She said she was from sacramento. I never swqw her again, and half of my friends never believed me, but it happened just like that.

See my profle pic for a visual of how young and rocked out I was back then. Time is not kind to us in that regard, Lol. That's my story, it is true (unlike my story about the schoolbus in the kinky section/suction).

Peace, Viv- (who wishes he'd run into a lady like that this decade!).

 

Yeh, my daughter'smom and I used to take the powder at the bottomof a lb of shrooms and make broth out of it, with some veggie cubes and seasoning. We'd hike up to the top of Mt. Talac, in Tahoe, about 12,000 ft, and drink the concoction as the sun was going down and screw during sunset looking out over the whole lake and valley, and into Desolation Wildrness. Man it was cosmic. She was an ultra-deadhead and the fairest hippie goddess I have ever been with (well, one of em anyway).

Blessings and nurturing, V-

 

I n the sea of Galilee

 

in the toilet of the london tate museum :&

 

also in a restaurant under the table

 

Anybody live in or know Madrid? There's a park right by the intersection of Calle Dr. Esquerdo and Calle O'Donnell. I think it's called Parque Roma. I was studying in Madrid in 1998, and I met this girl from Birmingham, Al (I'm from Florida, we go all the way to Madrid to meet. Wild, right?) We were coming home from a party in mid october, both crazy whacked and crazy horny. She saw the park, it was getting cool, not hot not cold. She tore off my coat threw it down under a big bush, lay down on it, hiked up her skirt, tore off her panties, braced her feet on branches of the low hanging tree/bush thing and growled "Fuck me KNOW!!!!" Well, I had to oblige.

 

The madrid night was hot, the best exhibitionist sex outdoors.

But I also fucked a nice german girl I met on a cruise of the whitsunday islands. We had spent a couple of days kissing and groping each other, but its hard to get the privacy to fuck when traveling. We met while staying at the Koala in Airlie Beach. Then we went on the boat, which had no private sleeping. So after four or five nights of sleeping together and making out and groping, we were both damn near mad. So we borrowed a couple of blankets from the boat and went up in the bushes on some inhabited island there in the whitsundays. I guess we should have been worried about the native fauna, but we were too horny. We found a sandy spot in the bushes. We could still hear the lads playing football on the beach (couldn't figure that one out. Thought it would hurt kicking a football covered with sand, cause it's wet. Thought that would tear up their bare feet. We were all bare footed because we had to swim about 70 metres to the beach from the boat. But oh well, I guess the english are tough bastards.) So, We got to fucking, and of course I was so horny I was the minute man. Oops. But I made up for it by licking her clit, then fucking her again. She got hers and I got mine and we were happy. Then we went back to the boat and drank a litre of Irish Whiskey and were very happy.

 

More Her Pictures...

 

I fucked my ex gf twice in my car, once on the front passenger seat and once on the back seat and once fucked her mom in her car.

Did my former bosses wife on his motorcycle parked in his garage at home as well as on her desk in her office at work.

 

uh...in a library bathroom in college; ping pong table; in a stairwell; and in my ex-gf's office (we worked together at the time). Do bj's count?

 

art gallery

 

hahahhaha
in a dressing room at target. we got hella caught (but not before i came on this really nice dress shirt i had taken with me)

 

lost virginity in school elevator.

 

I'm a total exibitionist, so this list could get fairly long.

On my bed (of course)

In the back seat of my car

In the shower

On a pool table

In a half finished house

Ina half burned down house

In My friend's empty hot tub

In a friend's pool shed

In a public bathroom (a clean one)

On her parents' bed

In a church

On a golf course

In a grassy field of a clear summer night

In the bushes in front of my school

In the art room of my school

Under the balnkets, really discreatly so no one noticed, while we where watching a movie with friends in the living room

In nearly every place in my house. (kitchen counter and table, living room floor, the coutch, the arm chair, the computer chair I'm in right now, the bathroom floor, the floor of every bedroom, the back deck)

On my front lawn (at an angle where passers by couldn't see)

On my trampoline

In three different public parks

In the stock room at the local Wal-Mart

In some guy's docked boat at the lake

In the bed of my uncle's truck

In the public pool changing room

And out behind the Olive Garden.

 

how come???

... i love having fun in many crazy places i havent had the chance too often but lets see...
- the bed of my truck in a walmart parking lot
- a church
-the cab of my truck
- my bed
- my parents bed
-couch downstairs
... thats it i would love to try something in a park on a game field in the woods just to list a few places i want to fuck

 

In Parque Roma in Madrid. We were coming home from the club and I guess Allison was a little horny, cause she dragged me under this bush and just proceeded to have her way with me. Not that I cared, of course.

 

On the front end of my boat. I'm sure some of the fishermen heard it but didn't see it as we had the lights off.

 

A cherry orchard where I worked as a kid. There was a tall fire tower right in the middle. I took my gf out there one day and fucked the shit out of her 40' in the air. Fucking awesome. Talk about feeling free.