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Naughty Names!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Marie-Clare, Sep 13, 2004.

  1. Marie-Clare

    Marie-Clare Member

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    this is a bit of a slow starter! Are people getting shy about willys and boobies? A
    Favourite naughty names of yours ( or theirs) naughty bits people! what makes you smile?
    When I was little I thought the surf brand 'free willy' was just damn funny! but now as my taste has become more sophisticated..i think...BOOBIES! Hehe, always makes me smile! :H it's silly and naughty at the same time! Damn I think I may be a ickle bit drunk!

    Marie-Clare xxx
     
    Marie-Clare, Sep 13, 2004
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  3. kppdlevel1

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    Pussy is the term to use. Or variations. Puss could be one. I always use cock. It's manly.
     
    kppdlevel1, Sep 13, 2004
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  5. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    I don't like the word pussy[​IMG] Dunno why, I just think it sounds stupid.

    Just call it a fucking **** :p

    Nobs can be nobs. Or dicks. Or cocks. But usuallly nobs.
     
    Alomiakoda, Sep 13, 2004
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  7. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Sharon Cox

    Ben Dover
     
    Raving Sultan, Sep 13, 2004
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  9. xZx

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    nobs are nobs, mainly 'cause i like saying nob lol
     
    xZx, Sep 14, 2004
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  11. JOsie

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    wangs and norks are the way to go...

    jubblies is pretty good too
     
    JOsie, Sep 14, 2004
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  13. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    hehehe oooh Bazoookers :) Breasticles, Titties, Jugs, Wobblers.
    But ive always been a BOOOOOBIES fan :)

    dicks, penis, cock, Thunderbird one (thats was my cousin), winker, wonker. but im always a Willy girl ;)

    pussy, ****, vagina, poonani, love cave..... or as my little bro used to call them, Mini Moo's.
    i used to call them Fairy's. :s
     
    ArtLoveMusic, Sep 15, 2004
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  15. xZx

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    yay!!!! WANG!!!
     
    xZx, Sep 15, 2004
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  17. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    To the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"...

    Mutton dagger,
    Old blind Bob,
    Hanging Johnny,
    Fishing rod,
    Tally wacker,
    Pocket rocket,
    One eyed trouser trout,
    Ding dong,
    Ankle spanker,
    Pork sword,
    Engine cranker,
    Hairy hot dog,
    Davy Crockett,
    Let them all hang out

    Pet names for genitalia,
    You know the girls think of 'em,
    And you gotta love 'em!
    Pet names for genitalia,
    Theres always something silly
    About little Willy!

    Wang,
    Wahzoo,
    Weenie wacker,
    Pecker,
    Pee Pee,
    Kidney cracker,
    Heat seeking moisture missile,
    Giggle stick,
    Love whistle,
    Tube steak,
    Uncle Dick,
    This is getting really sick!
    I'm not through,
    There's one more,
    PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!



    I Googled for the lyrics, turns out this is a parody by Tom Green...I could have sworn it was Weird Al Yankovic...
     
    Power_13, Sep 15, 2004
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  19. the_river_daughter

    the_river_daughter rebel scum

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    awww if you hadnt told me that itr was a parody would have thought you;d made it up yourself mike :p
     
    the_river_daughter, Sep 15, 2004
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    you shouldn't trust him anyway...if he says he wrote it...i probably helped...
     
    JOsie, Sep 16, 2004
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  23. rockchef

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    or a john thomas or bell end
     
    rockchef, Sep 23, 2004
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    i love it wang but i prefer cock **** or cussing sumone they are a demented left bollocks with no hair. or burger nippled tits or nug jugs(tits)
     
    crystal_sky, Sep 27, 2004
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  27. JOsie

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    why does no-one use fanny as an insult anymore...?

    i'm trying to reinstate it at college...but it's not going too well...
     
    JOsie, Sep 29, 2004
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  29. crystal_sky

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    if that doesnt work try to use an adjective before fanny, like ur such a carpet muching fanny i dont no sumthing along those lines and it may start a trend, u never no.
     
    crystal_sky, Sep 29, 2004
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    I say bring back 'fanny'. That word makes me smile.
    Then there's 'fur burger', 'muff', 'bearded clam'......
    I remember it being referred to as a Mary when I was little. Bizzare.

    'Boobies' is also my fave word for those things on us girlies' chests, although 'tits' comes a close second.

    'COCK'. Sounds so masculine and proud doesn't it? I like that word. Just saying it out loud makes me kinda fancy one. :X Also heard it referred to as a Peter when I was young. Who thinks up these names??!

    I feel sorry for the Mary and Peters of this world. :)
     
    lisabeeny, Oct 5, 2004
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