Hello, everybody!im a middle aged swedish man, residing in Los Angeles. I used to work in a sweatshop and am now liberated. sadly, though, I now relive my stolen days by reading love novels, eating store baught chocolates, wearing lipstick, and writing haikus. I am looking for a man who can teach me how to be dirty. I secretly have these sick fantasies about rubbing soiled diapers upon by belly button, and want to find somebody to fufill my fantasy with me. Physically, I have dark hair (including genital hair), and short, pale legs. I love men who have large breasts, although I admit, it is strange! Thanks guys for reading! If you are interested , type the word " Large Dish Soap", and if you are not interested, and only interested in breaking my heart, type " Slutty Dildo". . Peace . Love . Penis . Edmond