Post here your favorite line to your favorite Random Thinker

some of my pants fall down with my belt buckled now....fun stuff

 

thats a tough one, i dont know who has said a line that i would never forget,. i do remember the pants one, of course that was like last week lol

 

how is anything gratuitously conventional supposed to be random? i don't get it.

who is my favorite? everyone who ISN'T being gratuitiously conventional whenever their not.

whoever i may have thought most recently actually said, and whatever it was that they did, that WASN'T gratuitously conventional.

i guess my favorite like would have to be "mundaneness is for twits", but it wasn't on here that someone said it. the discussion as i reacall, was about donating our remains to necrophilliacs.

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Did someone mention sex?

 

I don't know what I'd pick from this forum but Kurt Vonnegut is pretty random, right? haha

I like in Breakfast of Champions, "wide open beavers." I just read it again and make it a point to use that phrase in my everyday life.

 

I remember Lode said something about getting a time-machine and going around taking all of our virginities... That was fucking funny.

KC also said something about being prisongay, which made me laugh my tits off.

 

ahahaha I can definitely imagine spence trying out the time machine idea

 

Fuck, he'd need to go back a bit to conquer some of the booty on here though.

 

yeah, i got rid of my virginity as soon as it was feasible. never saw the point of it.

 

Ive still got mine! neener

 

you know, cate, that asterisk looks more like a butthole to me than a star. just sayin'.

 

lol then I will change it for you madame. and ps I was lying. I love people way too much to still have virginity

 

nah, you can be a shining butthole. it's funny. you and i will make it our own personal joke.

and i was wondering how it would be possible for you to still be a virgin when you didn't seem the type to value that bit of nonsense. but stranger things have happened.

 

lol sex? Err...which box do I tick for shining butthole?

 

I am still a virgin.....

 

i won't just you for it. if you value it, you do. i just never got the concept of valuing it. so far as i can tell, it's simply male property rights wrapped up in made up morality.

 

I noticed none of you ladies still have your virginity, but could I possible have the box it came in?

 

*snort*

 

that's a definite "Maybe"...

 

I think that was very funny hahaha