Man, I've had sooo much fun at work tonight!

what a fucking moron, can't even mess up peoples food the correct way

 

:agree: Come on, if you're going to fuck with someone's food, you can't be obvious about it, lol.

 

i dunno. i didn't work food service very long, but even when i had the biggest fucking shithead, i couldn't bring myself to fuck up their food. i just could't do it. maybe it reflected in my attitude and that's why i was hired to better jobs so quickly.

 

although, i have to admit, something as ultimately harmless as serving up a taco with nothing in it but lettuce would be a really funny comeuppance if i knew i was being a dick to the servers. i'd get a good laugh out of that.

 

I saw someone forget to put turkey on a turkey club...... the server came back all pissed because there wasnt any turkey in the sandwich ahha.......

 

*nods* Yeah, I freak out and feel SO guilty even if a hair is found in the food because it got in there on accident. Like I said before, I don't think anything a customer does is shitty enough to deserve having their food fucked with, but keeping that in mind, customers should ALWAYS be halfass decent to the people who work with their food. You never know what fuckheads are behind the grill, you know?

 

exactly. why does someone have to be a dick to someone getting their food? they're not a lesser species, after all. to be honest, someone being a shit to their waiter, etc., has it coming to them. it doesn't make it right, though. because so many times these fucktards will end up fucking with someone ELSE'S food just because they're being shitty little bitches who need to seek life elsewhere but are too much of a pussy / lazy asshole to do so.

 

Somehow my versions of fun don't involve potentially poisoning people who are mildly uncouth to me.

If he's not bothering you enough to bring it to fisticuffs, take it like a man and deal with your stupid job, and occasionally rude customers.

If you have to throw down, then you have to throw down.

 

I used to forget to put coffee in mochas sometime, but I would never ever think of purposely wreaking havoc on something that goes within a person's body. No matter tho, I think this story is a lieee!

 

If this guy did something like that to me, I would march back in there, take of both of our clothes and start making love immediately. From there on, if god is on our side, we would move to Massachusetts where gay marriage is legal, and buy a little house by the sea where we could frolic on the shore,go crabbing at twilight, and grow old together arm in arm.

 

heehee

 

Seems a suitable enough punishment.

 

ahahahahahahaha

fo sho.

 

All you losers are hypocrites! Like none of you done any despicable things to people you despise??

I had one of those crazy nights again I like to share....hee hee!!

This one time some kid stumbled behind the counter, we all took turns raping him, then we butchered him up and made some fresh tacos, damn they were good.

It was kinda hard because he was like 11 or 12, and the mother just didn't wanna give him up, so we had to kill her also, but she was too old to be attractive, she was like 29.

 

Ooo raping the 12 yr olds is MY thing
Ooooo that's just hot

you're good to leave the old woman out of the raping though
fuck 29, that's like grandma age


which taco bell do you work at?
i'd love in on some of this fun

 

reeason #23,456 why i dont eat fast food...

 

seriously though, if you're a cop don't order food while you're in uniform. I've heard some nasty stories...

Sheriffs are safe though.