Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

prolly true, I know I had pizza and beer in the Vatican.


hmmm Mellow Yellow perpetually has that "herion chic/deer in a headlight "look.

 

can't imagine what it would be like to have tangible friends.

 

dresses up like a pigeon & hangs around the park all day waitting for geriatric stranfers to throw scraps of bread & the occassional pity fuck

 

is the one who gives the occassional pity fuck

 

likes the smell of own B.O.

 

takes shots of canola oil with a raw egg chaser on Jewish holidays.

 

Buys goods from tv. infomercials on a regular basis for only $19.99 and already has 6 sets of ginsu knives.

 

Listens to Jazz music upside down to hear subtle frequencies coming from Miles Davis

 

Listens to Liberace while taking a dump.

 

Once remained on a mountaintop for a whole year to better understand... well, he was actually trapped in a cave.

 

Listen to his grandma on the radio everyday

 

Uses punctuation in private.

 

Belongs to several Polo teams.

 

thinks that peter griffin is 'damn sexy!!'

 

bought Kevin Federline's CD

 

Listens to Barry Manilow to get stoked up for bungee jumping.

 

Has a pair of boxer briefs with "Shit Happens" written across the back.

 

is the man pacing back in forth at the bus station.

 

Is afraid of green bananas.

 

Has an "M" tattooed on each butt cheek, which spells "MOM" (when hanging upside-down it spells "WOW").