Man, I've had sooo much fun at work tonight!

Alright, so I work at my local taco bell as a shift manager, and I'm just having fun screwing around, fingering tacos filled with warm sour cream in the freezer, spitting in peoples food, so this out of towner bastard comes through drive-thru and he's a total asshole, he was kinda old, probably a father to a 13 year old wanna be gangster, but anyways this man is a total bitch, worse than any old ladies I've gotten in a long time, so he orders some junk and I figure I'll play a little prank on this dildosucker.

So, I didn't put any meat or sauce in his taco, then I mixed some of my ass hair with stale cheese, and thats not even the best part, for his fries supreme all I put in it was some rotten tomatoes and maybe like I dunno 8 or 9 fries, I then proceeded to piss on them to make them wet, but I was disappointed because my piss was pretty clear and didn't smell like it usually does, probably because I've been drinking allot of water recently.

On a side note I later received a call from some young girl telling me I was a bitch or some krap like that, at lest I think it was a girl, might have been a boy but his voice hasn't changed yet, anyways all of a sudden he starts playing that song from Rick Astley then he/she snickered and laughed and hung up, I'm guessing he/she was stoned or just effiing stupid, it is a nice song though.

Anyone else have a crazy work story you'd like to share?

 

You should feel super proud of yourself... like a super hero.


I got stories but not about work.... so no.

 

Honestly I think that if you actually did that you should kill yourself, and that if you didn't do that you should kill yourself too

 

Haha, that's exactly what the characters in your sig would say.

 

:lol: exactly man.


stupidity....

 

This is obviously a piece of crap. You are disgusting

 

thats fucked up...
maybe someday when you're picking pubes out of your meal you'll feel differantly...actually that sounds like a prank some retarded 16 year old would pull...i bet you're not even in your 20's...i call bullshit on this one...you're one punk ass teen out of millions lying about themselves on the net...how origional...

 

Good one, Jer!

 

is this a common thing for you. you talk like it is. dude you're 24. I'm not a doctor, but i think u have some pretty serious emotional demons, and should consider some pretty intense psychotherapy. i find it scary that i live in a society where someone like you can even rise to the position of being a shift supervisor at taco bell. this might just be the beer talking, but perhaps food service isn't your particular calling.

 

Being an actual shift manager at an actual fast food joint, I smell a phony here. Who the hell would go to that much work just to fuck with a customer? What a waste of life, lol. I've never fucked with anyone's food, I think that potentially poisoning someone is a really really fucked up way to deal with your anger or annoyance towards customers. My friends up at work, however, before we had the cameras, did a few mildly disgusting things ranging from spitting in the ice cream or food to dropping a hamburger patty in the dirty water that often collects on the ground by the dishwashing sink, then heating it up a little on the grill, then serving it to an asshole. That was about as gross as any of the stories I've heard. Well, besides the time that one of our shift managers (who's long gone by now) screwed a maintenance guy in the walk-in cooler when they were by themselves when she was opening one morning. That's pretty gross, too.

 

Dunno. When I was 14, I worked at an A&W for three months and we fucked with a lot of people's food. Of course, we tended to restrict it to cops, for the most part. Seems immature now, but felt pretty justified at the time.

 

We have a really hard time fucking with the food now that we have cameras. Those bastards always seem to be watching when we do something bad, lol.

 

I never have fucked with someones food............ nor would I allow anyone I work with to do that....... ever.


karma is a bitch, and if this story is real, Im sure he is getting pubes in his next meal

 

Dude-that is the worst thing I've ever heard EVER.

I hope you rot in hell

 

Shot down. He's either a fake or he actually thought people would think that was cool....


How idiotic...

 

we used to do cocaine on the line . . in an open kitchen

 

since I usually go to fairly decent restaurants i fully expect/hell, even require such activities to be undertaken there

 

yeah cooks at nice restaurants are supposed to be at least thoroughly sauced

 

i call bullshit on this guy too

yeah i've got some stroies
i choose not to share
i don't need to validate myself over the internet
my dick is pretty big

 

man, why do people have to be dicks?