How many people haven't been caught?

You always see the busted threads and shit on this site about people fucking up and getting caught andarrested, etc. Well how many people have been smoking for a while without getting caught? I have been smoking for three years and my parents have found out but I've had no run-ins with the law. So how many people have been fucked by the long dick of the law? This includes run-ins where they just dump your shit out and/or break your piece.

 

Ive only been caught by my parents for pot. But once i was tripping on salvia and 10 minutes after i had smoked it i was talking to a cop cause a bunch of kids were smoking pot around me and we all ran when the police came.

Didnt get busted for anything, but he did call my mom and said i was acting "suspicious"

XD

 

ive been caught ,,probably 3 or 4 times since i started smokin. the first time gettin caught i was probably 11.cop didnt even tell my parents.

ive never had any real problems with them. they hassle me take my weed and let me go..

once i was hitchhiking in eagle county colorado, sheriff rousted me, found my weed ,,and let me keep it.. even took me to a truck stop and got me coffee. i should say it was -6 and someone saw me sleeping under a bridge and thought i was dead. lol

ive never been caught with more than a 1/8th tho..

so i guess my answer would be no. ive never had a cop fuck me in my ass,,ive been blessed with decent cops ..

 

Only time I was caught was a few yrs back. I was up at my camp, which is a family camp pretty much anyone in my family has access to these two houses our family owns on a lake. Well I was up there with a couple friends for the weekend and we were pretty much just hanging out smoking and having a blast. We went out to the local restaurant on the water for some lunch and I just left the bag of pot (prolly around an 1/8th or so) sitting on the counter next to the microwave.

Well we finish lunch and head back to camp and sure enough I see my aunt and uncles car parked in the driveway. I get out of the car and I see my Uncle walking towards me. He goes "I put your reefer behind the microwave so noone would find it out in the open like that" Boy I was releived. Then a few hrs later when the sun went down and my friends and I were hanging out by the camp fire my Uncle comes out and smoked a couple rounds of a bowl with us. It was pretty cool.

 

DWI for smokin and 2 possessions. Lots of run ins with poes.

 

I had a real close all most run in with the fuzz yesterday. I was on a nice bike ride on Sunday afternoon. Towards the end of my ride I was about 15 miles into it, I decided that it would be great to cap it off with a bowl. I went to this closed down traffic bridge that goes over train tracks. There is a roadblock and it says "No Pedestrian Access Bridge Deck Unsafe" but mad people go up there anyways to watch trains.

Anyways I'm up on the bridge about 5 hits into a bowl when I look down at the road and see a cop driving by. I kinda get low and watch him as he goes behind a section of trees and i wait for him to pop out on the other side. He never emerges further down the road. I then panic and put my bowl back in my backpack and head down the opposite end of the bridge. Going this way is the long way and adds an additional 10 miles to my ride. But I went anyways for fear of getting busted.

Later as I was coming home I had to ride past the bridge where the cop stopped. I noticed he was still sitting there shooting radar. I casually rode by and he never looked twice. Apparently he never saw me and was just parking there to set up a speed trap.

 

knock on wood, never been busted. I seem to have great luck like I leave parties right before things go south. Also, I tend to be pretty cautious, so that helps.

 

4 time by the rents, two times by the po po.

 

once for trespassing/possession(I was charged but never went to court thanks to a technicality). Other times I just ran for it.

 

I've had once, during some festival in my city, that cops came to us while we were blazing.

Although, they didn't mind ... they asked if it was more fun over there then at the festival. They then picked up a bag of weed that someone throw on the ground in a hurry ... looked at it and said 'This looks like some pretty good shit'. They whished us a nice evening and left ... lol.

I live in Holland though, the laws are less tight here but you can get pretty big fines for smoking in public (around 150$).

Never had much problems with cops in 3 yrs now. Don't be too paranoid, when you are smoking a joint cops won't see it from a car most likely. The only way you can get caught is when you attract attention or the cops are on feet.

Also, when I was in Italy I got scared as hell. I had brought a big bunch of bud with me, and I know it's pretty illegal over there. I was selling big loads untill this security dude lit me with his flashlight as I was rolling a joint. I got really scared .. he asked me in English to go with him. When I was alone with him he asked me to sell him some weed ... I was shitting my pants. I told him no ... and he seemed to be begging me to sell him some. Later on I found out he was just like the rest of the people and wanted to smoke pot ... lol.

Never have I've been that scared ... getting trapped in a foreign prison doesn't look like much fun to me.

 

iv been caught by my parents about a million times,and the only time i ever got picked up by a cop was when me and my buddy were really drunk and were trying to hitchhike my our friends house cause our ride feel thru (or so we thought). and everytime a car would pass us and wouldnt stop we would slap the shit outta it. well one of them happened to be a cop so he stopped and told us to get in his car and when we got in he informed us that its illegal to hitchhike and to flag down an officer when you dont have a problem or somehtin, so he smelled booze and weed on us (cause the persons house we had jsut left was smokin) and asked us how much we had to drink and we said about 3 beers when really we had like 11 or 12 shots of whiskey, so he handcuffed us searched us and called our parents and told them the only reason he was letting us go was because it was friday night, his kids were sick, and we had been polite and cooperative. we lucked out so bad but i still wet to rehab that monday for 5 weeks...

 

i was once caught by my dad. i was home from college for the summer and he came home early for his lunch break. but since i was over 18, there wasnt much he could say or do besides remind me that it´s illegal.

second time, i was leaving the Telluride Bluegrass Festival a couple of years ago and got pulled over for rolling a stop sign (my friend was driving). cop said he smelled weed, searched, and found some acid that i had. i told him somebody gave me a bunch of stuff in a box for free as they left the festival early, so i didnt know what i had. and that "somehow," that acid was in the box of free stuff. after spending about 24 hrs in jail, i was let go because my lawyer said i was targeted b/c of my dreads, and therefore illegally searched. and some other stuff about things i cant remember. either way, EVERYTHING got dropped. i was looking at a felony charge. really dodged a bullet there!

so i´ve been busted... just never formally punished.

funny thing, too, when i was in telluride, there´s this free publication on the street. The cover story was called "Small town, big time law" and inside are pictures of every person invovled with the court system and police/sheriff´s office. so i´ve got names and pictures of every person i came in contact with during that whole process. nice fuckin´ souvenir, eh?

 

I have actually never been caught by the law OR my parents. Now, my parents did ask me if I ever smoked anything, I said yeah. That doesn't count though.

 

I got arrested once when I was 19 ( I'm 31 now) on my bike with a lb. in my bag, beat the charge though so no record. Closest since is getting pulled over for speeding. I know alot cats who make their living off herb and the only one who ever went down hard got sniched out by his uncle/partner.

 

^^^^

how in god's name did you manage to beat that?
congrats tho that's sweet!

good stories here, most are positive.
not mine so much...
i've had a few close calls, but most of my stories, i actually got caught.
by my aunt that i now live with; not a big deal
by a teacher in the high school bathroom; sucked, not too bad tho
by the cops in my hometown; got a ticket, just had like a 20 bag and paraphenalia
and by college police which majorly sucked cuz i got kicked out

 

Basicly what happened was that I was set up by a kid (someone who I had known since kindergarden) who got arested with a gun and offered me up to save himself. I had delt with him many times before so didn't think much of it when he called me to hook up. Went over to his house with the lb on my bike, I came through this alley/parking area behind his building where I saw some undercovers chilling in a bronco. It didn't even occer to me that he had set me up, I thought they were there for him, anyway I just kept going on by and back out onto to street. Before I even got half a block 3 dts swarmed me pushed me off my bike and arrested me. I kept my cool and my mouth shut, even though they really were only looking to flip me. My lawyer was able to get the search thrown out before I was even formally charged by requesting a hearing to determine charges before my araignment. No weed meant no case so the charges were droped. The whole thing ended up costing only like $2500 because I didn't have to stand trial. moral of the story is don;t deal with wannna be gangsters, keep your eyes open, and your mouth shut.

 

Been smoking for over 2 years and havent been caught, but uber carefull. I plan everything out and always have back up plans, scenarios, and excuses (so helpfull). Not cocky about it. I do not know about yall but getting away with succesful con is pretty satisfying

 

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Dude, you are my hero! I wish cops were like that around here.

As for the main question, I've been caught about 3-4 times with parents. Just rookie mistakes, though. Pretty embarassing, but I'll tell you what happened each time:

-Didn't put eyedrops in.
-Threw my seeds and stems in the trash, parents found 'em.
-I smoked IN my house with my grandpa home, and my dumb ass thought since my door was closed, he wouldn't smell it. Besides, he NEVER goes in my room without knocking, so I knew if worse came to worse, he'd knock and I'd hide my piece. Lo behold, someone calls me and he's just like BAM! and busts up in my room with the phone, and I had my back turned to him, but I dropped the lighter and my piece, but I knew he saw everything. He told me right before I went to work that he knew, but he wasn't going to tell. Awesome.
-This one still gets talked about amongst my friends, quite embarassing. Me and my friends got high (my first time actually) and later on that night, he called me to see what I did when we all split up. My mom was asleep, so I knew it'd be safe to talk. Whenever someone calls my house, my mom will pick it up, and I'll just keep talking, so she knows to hang up. So of course, on this night, I didnt even hear the phone get picked up, and we were talking about the massive quantities of food I had consumed that day. As soon as I got off the phone, my mom was like, "Hey, let me talk to ya, buddy!". I was like, "Fuck..." >_<. That one night she just happened to stay on the phone the whole conversation because she was half asleep.



Yeah, but no police, thank God. I don't think I'd have the nerve for it. But then again, I dunno.

 

i've been caught by my parents, but never by the police


knock on wood

 

i've had my share read about my last run in with the po po http://americanshaverights.blogspot.com/