a few of my favorite things...

blowjobs and dildos and whiskers on pussy...
getting my dick sucked by some local hussy...
white cotten panties tied in tampon strings...
these...are..a..few..of...my...favorite...things...
la..la...lalala!!!

 

you did it.... i told you it was a big deal

 

yay! *gives u free blow up doll*

 

lol,

i just dont care lol....

 

when the cops stop, when my pee stings, when Im really sad, I simpoly remember my favorite sleeze, and then I dont feel , half bad.......

 

You have the soul of a poet buddy.

 

its shit like this that why i dont think i really bothered to come to this forum dumb things like this whos gives a fuck

 

awwwww poor seabass.

 

You understood that? I need a transtator....

 

I like it when I stop bleeding,
I like it when I don't die,
and I like it when when my shit comes out without a single popped vein on my forehead.

 

I was humoring the maroooon.

 

transtater?
isnt that treknology???

 

its a fancy word for salad shooter. transforms taters to chips.