i just put a poop on the back seat of my roommate's car

So the passenger-side window of my roommate's broken-down Volvo got shot out with a gun a few months ago, and since then he's had some plastic covering the window. Obviously, the plastic got tore up eventually and so now anyone can just reach in and unlock the door, so I went to Spencer's and got one of those little fake rubber piles of poop and put it on his backseat. Then, I took a piece of paper and rubbed a chocolate bar on it so it looks like someone wiped their ass with it and put that next to the poop. We live in kind of a bad part of town, so I'm hoping he thinks one of the random homeless dudes who wander around our neighborhood once and a while took a poop in his backseat.

I'll report back w/ his reaction.

:troll:

 

Good work!

 

that made me laugh, silly jokes on friends are great!

 

if he shoots the next guy who walks by, you're gonna feel really really bad.

no wait...if he has a friend like you...he's gonna know it was a practical joke right away.

 

thats funny... :applause:

 

Back in the day I lived in a really shitty neighborhood and my passenger window was broken. I drove around for months with no window (it's very hard to find replacement parts for an 89 Dodge Daytona). Everytime I would get in my car in the morning, the seat would be moved back, the rearview would be moved, and there were empty beer bottles under the seat most days. Some of the bums in the neighborhood were partying in my car. They never pooped in it. I'm glad, because if they did I would have stalked them and maimed them.

 

There's an urban legend about a female CEO who decides to walks her dog only to realize she's late for an important board meeting. so she grabs her briefcase, hops in the car, and drives to work.


when she enters the board meeting she opens her briefcase only to discover a clear plastic bag with her dogs poop inside. later that day the board Issues her an ultimatum and she's forced to accept early retirement


Hotwater

 

If he smells his car and still believes it, he's gonna think bums shit chocolate. And what happens after that is totally your fault.

 

haha. well done.
thats awesome.
cant wait for his reaction

 

HA! hilarious!

 

If you take that spray insulation foam and make little blops with it and paint them matte brown the make wonderful fake poo piles. I sure had fun around town last year! Fake poo is pretty damn fun!