You Know Your Stoned When....

You know your stoned when your lighter slides off your lap, landing on the floor, and five minutes later you reach for your lighter from its usual place on the table and are like "where the heck is the lighter."

Add your own...

 

...when you walk into the the womens bathroom, walk out, shake your head at how stoned you are, and walk right back in (note:nobody except you finds it amusing the second time)

 

When you start talking about how weird it would be if you had nerve endings in your hair. But really, wouldn't that feel strange?

 

When your friend turns on a song, and the volume is so incredibly loud that the subwoofer BLASTS it, shaking the whole room, and instead of covering your ears, you drop to your hands and knees laughing for 5 minutes in complete euphoria. =D

 

...you slouch down into your computer chair, log onto the hipforums, and post a thread like this one


*passes it to the left*







lol

 

hahaha when ur hitting from a pipe and you light your hair on fire and dont notice for 2 minutes untill u smell it hahahah

 

when you cant move your hand to light the pipe

 

you know your stoned when you start ti watch monty pythons search for the holy grail for the fifth time

 

When you leave for a concert in wisconsin and end up at a bar in ohio. This one really happened to me. The worst part was I didn't even realize I passed through the entire state of Indiana.

 

When you kick a bowl, then 2 minutes later try to hit it again without realizing theres nothing in it.

 

You know your stoned when youve snuck out later at night with your buddies and your in the pitch black woods toking up and everytime someone flicks the lighter you see that your on a magic carpet made of astroturf which u are hurredly trying to clean because the pine cones look really dangerous

man i was really really high that night.....

 

Hell yeah man

 

....when you walk past the stereo and try to turn it off, only to realize that the noise is coming from the tv in the other room..

 

haha I have done that before

 

You know your stoned when your trying to write something in school and you pencil falls, not realizing, you realize later and ask yourself"The hell, whered my words go?"

Or

You know your a stoner when you have 10 lighers that dont work.

 

You know your a stoner when your out of eye drops

 

when you think about each action being so hard and decide to continue sitting

 

when the dollar menu food is sincerely the best food, you have ever had.

 

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you've lost your lighter so u head over to the stove to get a light
then wait the next month or so for your eyebrows to grow back..... not as funny when it actually happens to ya..


life and love