** Ruler of the Land **

*successfully lures iluvmusic away from the throne with promises of toe-socks with piggies on them outside the throne room*

*easily disables security guard that _chris_ put up as obviously we knew about it as he just told us all, and it was running Windows so was easily defeated by a simple "ctrl/alt/delete" maneuver*

*sits finally on throne after plumping up cushions*


*******RULER OF THE LAND!********

(beckons manservant for cup of tea and biscuits*

 

*gets peanut butter sandwichs and throws them at phoenix indigo (before apologising) till she runs out of the room-

*eats cushions and sits on throne-

*******RULER OF THE LAND!---------

 

hot damn, that was a serious long game i was playing, i wouldnt have captured the throne for a week that way

*Pisses all over the thrown until pheonix_indigo cant stand it no more and has to go shower.*

*Sits in Piss covered throne*

***RULER OF THE LAND***

(i was forced into that)

 

heyyy what about me??

 

refer to the rules in the first post about posters posting at the same time.

 

*whew* by the way the rules go (went and checked) it was truly ILuvMusic that got pissed on and not me


*whips out suc-u-vac*
*sets on highest sucking setting*
*sucks up piss covered throne including _chris_ who now reeks and needs a shower as bad as iluvmusic*
*quickly mops floor around where throne should sit as it is vile with piss from _chris_*
*runs to closet grabs new throne and sets it where it goes in throne room*
*sits calmly, wiping sweat from brow*

********RULER OF THE LAND*******


suc-u-vac's rule

 

*pisses against castle wall*

 

*posts sign saying 'please no pissing on castle walls'*

 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh okay. That confuzzled me for a second cos it was all like x eats y which is y + x and zs hungry which means y refers to z as x bt its really G!!! OMG ITS G!!

*talks till Chris falls asleep and falls off the throne-
*cleans throne-
*sits on now clean throne-

*****RULER OF THE LAND------

 

you were late again grasshopper

the throne was already clean, but whatever ... guess you're ruler now.


oh wait, what's that, cute little piggy?
aww, there's this cute little piggy out in the courtyard and he wants you to come and pet him and play with him and feed him peanut butter sandwiches

*watches iluvmusic run to feed piggy her plate of peanut butter sandwiches*
*again sits on throne quite bemused with herself*

*****RULER OF THE LAND****

 

*Gets Piggy to tell all of phoenix_indigos deepest darkest secrets-
*sends letters phoenix_indigo blackmailing her-
*watchs as phoenix_indigo runs away from the castle and as she hands over the posh boat and loads of rich people stuff to moi-
*puts sign up on the side of the throne which says "I am not a grasshopper*
* sits on sign-
*realises should be sitting on throne so gets up and sits on throne-

**********RULER OF THE LAND-------------