A spider bit my face!

I had a spider bite on my arm a few weeks ago. It sucked. I had this huge red bump on my arm for three days, I put carbolic salve on it and when I finally thought it was gone. I woke up the next morning and my throat was practically swelled shut. I had to go get adrenaline shots at 6:00 in the morning in my pj's...If I would have found that cowardly spider I would have squished him then burnt him and then stomped on the ashes. damn things.

 

......................................hahahaha

 

are you laughing at me?

 

My "boyfriend's" friend was bitten by a brown recluse and didn't take care of it, and now they said they're going to have to take off his hand where it bit him! It's awful!


I hate it when I see a spider like dangle down from the ceiling on it's little string.... that's so fucking creepy. I'm getting chills just thinking about it. Yuck.

 

i have never had a spider bite me, but since i just said this i probably will now.