can you spare any change please?

k hang on i just need to brush my teeth

 

k

 

im not flossing for anyone!

 

you all would just let me die to wouldnt you you heartless bastards!

 

Oh, are you still alive?

 

if you won't floss? yeah!

 

OKAY im flossing give me money!

 

give a bum a dollar feed him 4 a meal... give him a gun, feed him 4 life

 

i found a gun once it didnt feed me anything!

 

btw ketchup doesnt turn EVERYTHING into a meal!

 

sorry u can't use it right, i guess that's darwinism

 

im not a violent person

 

then starve peasant

 

nah

 

just hold the gun visibly when you ask for change. it's not violent

 

eventually you can work in my rationale department

 

yeah... it's like can i have some change? what... oh this old thing. just my gun. i forget it's even there sometimes.

 

nah