My friend craig (we will call him) paints houses for a living and so after a night of major friday night drinkin he comes in for a saturday shift. So after a lunch at mcdonalds he goes back to work on the roof of a house painting the chimney. An hour into work, out of nowhere the shits hit him. He has to shit so bad he is about to shit his pants. So the only thing he can do, he does; He runs to his paint can,squats and takes a huge liquidy diariaha shit!!. So after his huge smelly shit he has nothing to wipe his ass with so he rips his shirt sleeve off, wipes his ass and shoves it in the shit can. So he seals everything up, and leaves the paint can at the house and he threw it away in the morning.
