Im paranoid of every boss i have ever had (blabber alert)

listen to this you might get a kick out of this.
I started working as soon as i got out of high school, first job i got was a data entry clerk and i got fired after a week for going on msn. heres where it gets good. After that i did Framing for construction then after a year i got tired of it, didnt want to tell my boss i quit so i walked out in the middle of the day and came back for my money 2 weeks later, he was not happy. After that i got a job installing seat covers in cars, they got new management, i hated it. So one day i got in shit, i left at lunch and didnt come back for 3 days, i wanted to get fired so that was my reason behind it, when i came back all they did was have a talk with me and say sorry. so i said fuck this and quit. i just left that day and never came back. I had a huge problem with them because they would not pay me because i ruined some uniforms i was givin so anyways i left that job, then i got a job painting houses, it was too hot for me so after a long weekend i stopped showing up and got a new job doing pipe fitting. So one day i woke up an hour late for work and i was too scared of being yelled at so i went to work, grabbed my tools and ran. Got the money sent to me once again. Then i got a job at the local car wash, I quit that job because it was such crappy pay, (i told the car wash i could not come in to work because of a dentist appointment and i never came back. Then i needed money so badly i begged for my job back at the pipe fitting place, they finally let me back, and the day before i go in, i get a job offer doing water deliverys. I took the job, found out it was night shift, worked 4 days and stopped showing up. After that i got my job back at the framing place i walked out and i got a doller raise!!! I just wanted to share that because i think its funny i have worked 7 different jobs and i have walked out on all of them except the one i got fired from. I forgot to mention a concrete company i walked out on after a week. Anyone else to scared to say i quit? i just cant do it, i cant. Thanks for listening