Best Girlfriend EVER!!!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Terryboy, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. Terryboy

    Terryboy Member

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    I decided to post this in the main forum instead of relationships, on account of noone looking at it there.

    After a week of not being able to see my gf of over two years, we went walking around after I got off work, and we went to a park. That's where the fun began.

    First, just so you all know, those little mallowcreme pumpkins that taste just like candy corn are the best candy in the world. Well, she made it even better. She told me she had to use the bathroom, so I gave her a kiss, and she went on her way. When she came back, she said she had a present for me. She made me close my eyes while she fed me one of the pumpkins. It wasn't like the other pumpkins, no. It tasted much better. She had gone into the bathroom, put one of the pumpkins in her pussy, and then fed it to me. If you haven't tasted pussy and candy at the same time, you're missing out.

    If that wasn't enough, when we were sitting in the little crawling tube thing, we started making out, and then she said she had another gift. She opened my zipper and put her pretty little mouth around me.

    Today was a good day.
     
  2. -moonshine-memi-

    -moonshine-memi- Member

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    good for you(!) :wank:
     
  3. Terryboy

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    I'm sorry, I just like to brag and talk about this stuff.
     
  4. Terryboy

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    And so what if I'm masturbating? You would too if you had a penis... Which I'm assuming you don't...
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    hmm, I'm all for pussy, and tasting it, but if I was thrown off guard like that, and she told me that, I'd spit it right out =P
     
  6. Terryboy

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    I was a little shocked, but I could taste it right away, and it was everything but bad.
     
  7. tomaeb

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    good on ya mate!
     
  8. FACE

    FACE Member

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    she probably peed on it
     
  9. ZenDragon

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    That was my first thought :p

    Though depending on the woman, and assuming she didn't just participate in some sort of strenuous physical activity in which she worked up a nice musky sweat.... I would be totally aroused were that to be done to me. :)
     
  10. Terryboy

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    no, that's a different taste entirely. Not bad, though...
     
  11. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

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    ROFLMAO!!!

    I stuck a peep in my ass for my GF's birthday once
     
  12. Terryboy

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    lol... bet she loved that
     
  13. chapfalleneyes

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    yeah, but she doesn't need a penis to masturbate, now does she? :detective
     
  14. foxert

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    i love that . . .
     

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