Would you spend a full year in jail for 100 grand?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gravity, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    Not a million, but 100 grand.

    You had to sleep in a shitty cell, ate shitty food, for a whole year.

    A year later walk about with 100 grand.

    Serious note, would you do it?
     
  2. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    The government would steal half the money (taxes) and I'd have the stigma of being an ex-con to run interference with making an honest living. The money left over would need to be enough to support me for a lifetime before I'd consider it.
     
  4. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    not if I had kids but if I was single and broke Id do it... if I had a decent job then no...


    its just not good for the resume.
     
  5. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    ha i'd do it :D
    and while in jail i'd get myself a degree
    canadian jails are like so cushy :D
     
  6. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    a degree in a year? maybe a pipefitting certificate....

    :D
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Learn to be a locksmith- it's a logical extension of other things you'll learn in prison.
     
  8. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    well, maybe i'd stay more than a year :tongue:

    fuck you and your logically time lines!
     
  9. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    no, i'll quite like the fact that i'll be earning my first 100k pretty soon anyways, while still enjoying the beautiful world outside of prison bars
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    assuming i could take home the whole sum, and it would go on my record as a job, not incarceration, then i would do it for 200,000
     
  11. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    toot toot^ :D Fitzy!
     
  12. bird_migration

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    Ofcourse I would. I have been travelling in Asia and I had to sleep in shitty rooms and ate shitty food, so it is basically the same. And I earn money instead of spending it.

    I lied about the food though, so make it 50 grand.
     
  13. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

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    If I didn't have kids I would.... as of right now it would almost be the better option. haha
     
  14. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    I'm too pretty for jail. :gorgeous:
     
  15. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

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    Being pretty in jail is not a good thing, unless you'd like the outcome. ;)
     
  16. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i'd have to think about that for a long time. so long the offer would probably go away.

    then i'd shrug my sholders and still think about it. and still shrug my sholders, thinking:"yah, it could have been, but maybe it's just as well ..."

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  17. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I plan on making close to 100 k a year in the next 5 years so no i dont think I would. I enjoy my free time outside jail too much
     
  18. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    No. It would make more sense to commit crimes that usually carry comparable sentences, make more than 100k during that year, and not get caught. :)
     
  19. RancidPunx

    RancidPunx Member

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    Well, the real question is

    is 100 grand worth your anal virginity?
     
  20. stormyy

    stormyy Member

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    That's what I was thinking.

    Tossed salad man will be waiting to help you to earn your 100 grand.
     
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