Sex Marry Kill

Who would you have sex with, marry and kill from this amazing group of politicians:

Winston Peters, Richard Prebble and Peter Dunn

 

peter dunn all the way. (represents my electorate LOL)

for $150,000 and i'd do it to shatter his anti gay morale. LOL


Doug

 

This is so hard, can I just kill them all?


Anyway, I would have sex with Winston Peters (Im being forced here), marry Richard Prebble and kill Mr Cival Union himself




Just a complete side thing, a room mate has just locked himself in the bathroom and cant get out. I need to go and rescue him. Dont you just love room mates

 

eeeeeeeeew, the thought of even touching any of them would be just grooss.

But, i would have sex with the dunnster, and then leak the story to the press, thus destroying his commonsense family followers faith and bringing down their party (yes guys, i'll take one for the team )

I would marry prebble, divorce the bastard and take him for everything he's got. Which is a lot. And it will be funny to see how he likes being poor. I can't really do anyting else to him, because he is no longer the leading 'light' of ACT. My rage will instead be turned to going after another person's hyde. (omg, i am just so flippin funny)

and that would mean i would be killing winnie. What a loss to humanity.

 

I agree with sophie and her reasons.

Ok, new trio:

Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and John Lennon.

When you answer, write a new trio. lets get this thread going.

 

hmm, kill orlando. He's hot, but he can DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE'

have sex with lennon. wow. bed in.

Marry Johnny Depp...ah, bliss.

ok. New Three.

ummm, you can kjll, marry or have sex with (all of)

The New Kids on the Block, The Backstreet Boys or NSync?

 

I would have sex with nsynic (probably brake into song at the peak), marry those sensitive Backstreet boys, and kill New Kids on the Block.



Here's a more creative one: a kiwi, tuatara and a kiwi fruit (creativity here)

 

Toughie...



(1) Sex with the kiwifruit - 'coz bestiality is just wrong and I reckon it'd kill either of those animals anyway...



(2) Marry the kiwi, 'cos it'd be warmer to snuggle up to at night*



(3)I'd kill the tuatara by default then... ...but I'd do it via lethal injection, and I'd send a sorry note to his family



*note that this in no way entails sex (see (1))





Next trio: Big Bird, Elmo, and Blue from Blue's Clues.

 

Blues clues thingy has to die. I've never seen an episode but I've heard that they play the same episode all week which is just wrong in my mind as I hate repitition...

Elmo is annoying... but cute... so i'd fuck him.

And big bird is so cute even if he is always have existential dilemmas... so I'll marry him.

Ok... Ariel Sharon, Yasser Arafat and George W Bush?

 

ewww OK Im gonna go out on a limb here and have sex with Ariel Sharon, considering I have totally forgotten what he looks like. Id marry Yasser Arafat because hopefully that would be I can wear one of thos funky headscarf things he uses as a super awesome fashion acessory. George Bush can die, and I can think of all sorts of interesting ways to do it too, involving a cheese grater is one of them.



OK...... Mick Jagger, He Man and Patti (yes I mean the tacky gold tinsel in Tamsyns rec room which has been named Patti)

 

ooh, have sex with mick. Because, yeah, having sex with tinsel would be difficult, and when i last looked at a He Man doll he didn't have a winky, so sex with him would be hard too.
but i'd marry he man.

and then kill patti (the tinsel one) and send the butcherd pices to the real patti in a plain envelope. mwahahahahaahahahaha

Colonel Sanders, Ronald McDonald, or the Eagle Boys eagle?

 

kill ronald mcdonald because he annoys the hsit out of me and has caused 6 billion people to think thats all americans eat...


marry the eagle, cause sex with an animal is sick and i love eagles ;p


so i guess that means sex with the old dude, nasty


the queen of england, calista flockhart(ally mcbeal) or whoopie goldberg?

 

sex with ally mcbeal because she is at least semi- atttractive.

marry the queen of englad so I can be king

Kill Whoopi Goldberg because gawd that woman has made some dreadfull movies.

 

sex with whoopie, beacuse she is the most masculine. Marry Calista, because after those two events i would want to die and after I kill the queen i will be executed for regicide (hopefully)


Buddha, Ghandi or Jesus?

 

eh well i dont wanna kill any of em, so i guess i'm sexing up all three of em

frank sinatra, sean connery, or humphrey bogart?

 

cheater.

anyway, kill sean because meh, i like the other ones more.
have sex with blue eyes
marry bogie, because he's got style - casablanca, to have or have not - he's such a smooth operator

a carebear, a muppet or a snork?

 

kill the snork


sex with the muppet...mmm miss piggy!

marry the carebear


donald duck, olive oil and mickey mouse

 

marry olive, she's the only one I can stand.
Have sex with umm, donald because hearing a mickey mouse orgasm would just be so wrong.

and kill dicky mickey.

frodo, gandalf or gollum?

 

fuck frodo, kill gollum and marry gandalf. Is that not obvious??


the three stooges: mo, curly and larry.

 

rrrrgh, they piss me off. can't i just kill them all?

um, marry mo, make love to larry and, uh, kill kurly.
wicked.

stephen hawking, christopher reeve or heather mcartney/mills/one leg?