my ex's new girlfriend wanted to pick a fight with me on myspace...heres the message she sent: listen bitch i really dont wanna get into a fight with u. this is fuckin stupid. but u need to fuckin back off and chill the fuck out. joe def doesnt drunk dial u.. maybe he did a couple months back but things are different now. everytime he gets drunk im with him anyway and were always out partyin together so THATS a lie. and u know what, i think u are stalkin him. u callin him 50 times ova and at ridiculous hours and sendin him ridiculous text messages is wicked fuckin stupid. he doesnt want u doin that. why would he want to talk to u if ur actin like that? like HELLOOO think about it hunny. ur makin urself look like an idiot. especially when hes with ANOTHER girl. and when u guys fucked last week me and him werent even officially goin out anyway. so he wasnt being unfaithful he just made a fuckin stupid ass mistake and he never wants to make that mistake again. trust me. he found someone betta. so keep ur distance sweetie. and dont think i couldnt fuck u up if i needed to. haha alrite peace bitch!! (most of what she said are overblown lies) so i replied: you probably could fuck me up, ive never been in a fight as people usually like me. i dont do catfights and boyfriend drama. i didnt even know you guys were going out, and i dont even have a problem with you. im sorry i sunk to your level and called you names, it was really immature. and im really happy that joe has found someone better! he should be so lucky to have a classy lady such as yourself. and dont you worry about me calling him anymore, i'd rather drink a gallon of bleach than be involved in this shitshow anymore. yours truly, molly hahahahahaah
You know, I've been in two fights as an adult, and neither of them would have happened if a girl wasn't at the center of things. I consider myself far above getting in street fights. I need to start hanging out with sane women.
i woulldnt have even responded with a whole paragraph. i would have just said, "youre stupid shut up"
why respond at all? Girls are crazy. I had one throw sand and me at a party, Her and my not boyfriend but sorta of the moment used to date and I was there with him and we were all hanging out and she was like sad and Im being nice trying to cheer her up and like c'mon let's dance.. the girl threw sand at my legs and I was like.. ok, then the guy dissapeared with her, ended up making out with her and Im way too fucking nice. He appeared once again in the morning, to go back to the city, with me and my friends and was like why are you angry (I didnt know they made out at that time) and when I get home the girl has sent me this message on myspace oh Im sorry about the party, I was just in a weird mood and now everytime she sees me gives me a big hug and acts like she's my friend.
wow, i don't miss being that age and seeing girls do that oh wait...still happens asexual here i come