I think my cats are ADDICTED

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  1. 2extreme

    2extreme Member

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    I think my cats are addicted to milk; they spend their whole day either sleeping under a chair in the dining room all curled up, or standing in front of the purely white fridge, where they know they can find satisfaction, because behind the purely white fridge door is nothing other than milk. Mmm, nice, Cold, milk. In a round cat dish no one ever washes. On the dirty, stepped-on floor. Mmhmmm. But it's all just a fantasy until I travel downstairs, and I, the caring, pet-loving, nurturing soul that I am, pour a great big glass of milk for myself.


    I watched them slyly through the corner of my eyes -- and they were gawking, staring, just waiting for the one spill I'd make -- as I walked out of the white-tiled kitchen area. They wanted it sooo badly, as if they NEEDED IT to Survive as a CAT.


    Well, that spill never came, and them pussies went back to starin' at the god damned white fridge all day.

    But did they die from lack of milk? I don't think so. Lesson learned, CATS.
     
  2. bugnito

    bugnito Banned

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    It is not a good idea to fed cats with milk. Cats, just like other animals naturally drink water, and milk is harmful to cats as the suagar content causes them to gain plaque and bad teeth and gums, also they get liver damage and cholesterol. Water, not cows milk, is the natural drink that kittens and cats should be reared on
     

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