Whats your step by step routine for smoking in ur room?

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  1. justblaze55

    justblaze55 Member

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    1.shut door
    2.grab bowl from drawer
    3.break up ganja
    4.pack bowl
    5.light bowl
    6.smoke bowl
    7.take finger off carb
    8.hold in
    9.blow out
    10.repeat steps4-9 a couple of times until satisfied
    11.put bowl and weed back in drawer
    12.light cig to get rid of smell
    13.get food and drink

    lol
     
  2. Tommy1The1Cat

    Tommy1The1Cat Senior Member

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    1) Grab Happy Herman (my little bong)
    2) Fill with water
    3) Pick the grass
    4) Put on some sweet jams
    5) Toke it up!
    6) Happiness
     
  3. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    Pack
    Light
    Inhale
    Repeat
     
  4. lune

    lune Senior Member

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    LMAO, mine is pretty similar.
     
  5. asilos vulnerado

    asilos vulnerado Senior Member

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    Good god, I couldn't stand doing so much! (at least as much as some of you, mostly younger do)


    I just pack a bowl go outside and enjoy a smoke while my parents are out. No worries about doing anything to not get caught

    Or at night I just wait till everyones asleep and grab my shit and a blanket and chill on the roof or in my yard
     
  6. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    Smoking on the roof at night is usually quite peaceful!! Excellent place to smoke and just think about random shit.
     
  7. gorilla biscuit

    gorilla biscuit Member

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    Wow 32 steps..
     
  8. s0ma

    s0ma Member

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    i like how everyone has their own little ritual.
    mine:
    1. put beach towel beneath door.
    2. open window and point fan outwards.
    3. light incense. sometimes.
    4. smoke.
    5. spray glade or whatever if i'm feeling paranoid.
     
  9. lune

    lune Senior Member

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    Usually I don't smoke in my room. If I do it's usually a couple bong loads. Usually I like smoking outside better. During the day I usually roll up a J, and head out back behind my place to my smoking chair (lawn chair that reclines). At night (on clear nights) I'll roll a good sized blunt, maybe with a weeeee bit o hash, and chill out back in my chair smoking by myself staring at the stars. If I'm with other people I smoke whereever, whenever (depending on how hot the situation is cop-wise).
     
  10. asilos vulnerado

    asilos vulnerado Senior Member

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    Yea I know. Its really awsome, and its so easy to just hop off the roof and head down to the hammock if I feel like it
     
  11. Echelon

    Echelon Member

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    1. Lock door
    2. Put pillows/clothes/whatever over bottom of door
    3. Turn off lights and fan
    4. Open window 2 to 3 inches, just enough for me to blow out of it
    5. Light my bowl and blow out window
    6. Repeat step 6 till finished (I'll occasionally stop midway through smoking to open up the window all the way, and turn on the fan if I think I've gotten smoke in my room)
    7. Once done, open window up all the way, turn on fan, and wait a while before unlocking my door
     
  12. EMAT101

    EMAT101 Member

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    tell rents im sleeping
    gather weed and pipe
    take into bathroom
    turn on steam fan or w.e it is
    smoke 3 - 4 bowls, sometimes use spoof
    open window
    take shower
    spray axe
    get dressed and have fun
     
  13. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    grab my kaos bong from its hiding place (it already has water in it)
    put ice in it (or not)
    close the door
    put on music
    pack it
    put the window fan in the window and turn it on
    sit in my teeny tiny chair that sits right next to the window
    take the green hit and exhale out the window
    continue bong ripping
    flip the bong pack half way through
    continue
    ash it
    clean the bong if it's especially dirty
    let my mind bouce around/listen to the music or play UNREAL TOURNAMENT

    i'm off to do just that right now!!!!
     
  14. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    lol I could never go through all of that anxiety causing crap when I lived with my parents. So I basically just told them that I'm smoking, there is nothing you can do about it, and smoked outside.

    But I'm older now, and live in my own place and smoke wherever the f*ck I want. Which is usually while I'm at the computer listening to music, or sitting in the living room with a bong and my friends or neighbors. My parent's know that I still smoke, but they don't like it. I just showed my mom my stash the other day. She didn't say much.
     
  15. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i currently live with my great aunt and she knows i smoke (she caught me before, not really a big deal) but i just still go through my little routine cuz i'm in her house and just to give a little respect i guess. and plus i don't really like my room to smell like stale smoke. therefore i tend to do the same routine whether she's home or not.
     
  16. Le_Femme_Floral

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    1. Put water bong in bathroom.
    2. Make sure no one notices I'm gone, take weed into bathroom.
    3. Smoke.
    4. Open window.
    5. Clean out water bong and put it away.
    6. Febreeze.
    7. Shut door.
    8. Play by myself upstairs praying my mom doesn't call me downstairs
     
  17. JCFN

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    1. lock room,open windows
    2. towel to block the smell going outside by the bottom of the door
    3. light incense (2 different aroma)
    4. roll joint
    5. spray some splash
    6. smoke weed
    7. some more splash (on me)
    8. wash hands
    9. light a cigarette
    10. put on some music
    even with all that, it didn't work, my sis knocked my door and said: I know what u doing, I'm no fool.. but she's cool with it know ;) , so when is just us home I don't have to hide it anymore.
     
  18. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    (-1. clean insides of pipe if necessary)
    (0. replace pipe screen if necessary)
    1. fill bowl
    2. smoke
    3. empty bowl over balcony railing

    Easy does it. No precautions are needed because I don't live with my parents and the four girls I share a corridor, kitchen, and bathrooms with never complain, doubt they notice much anyway, except for the times I come out of my room with puffy eyes and an unmistakable smell about me when any of them are in the kitchen or the corridor.
     
  19. Jaztastic

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    close & lock door

    go in closet & close the door (i have a walk-in closet)
    blaze
    put everything away
    visine, piece of candy or w/e food i have in my room
    chill

    Since it's always cold in there the smell goes away in a couple hours, and doesn't leave the closet. I don't worry about it, I've sat right next to my parents right after smoking and they don't notice anything.
     
  20. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Stuff blanket under the door, and light away. If it's spring or fall I'll put the fan on but that's more of cool the room down thing. It's so nice to be beyond the paranoid incense, spoof days, being found out you smoke cigarettes too is a plus, any smell you can just say you were smoking.
     

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