Cock me harder

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Stella_Drives, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I took my grandmother to go see The Heartbreak Kid (that new Ben Stiller movie). I thought it was a safe bet in the sense that things would be dirty, but not uncomfortably bad. Man, was I wrong. There were 2 full frontal sex scenes with the female lead screaming things like "COCK ME HARDER" "FUCK ME LIKE A BLACK MAN" and "OH, I JUST QUEEFED" And they showed 2 sets of boobies 3 times. My grandmother was laughing hysterically while i just sat silently with my hands folded.
    Yup. Awkward.
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    awkward? she found it helarious.. good job!
     
  3. asilos vulnerado

    asilos vulnerado Senior Member

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    hahahaahahahahaa:)
     
  4. Fallout55

    Fallout55 Banned

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    If my grandmother was laughing at that I would to.
     
  5. GeTcHaThIzZfAcE

    GeTcHaThIzZfAcE Member

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    my grandma would have a stroke.
     
  6. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    i'd laugh at my grandma if she ever laughed at that
     
  7. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    You wanna talk bad. I watched badder santa (the unrated version) with my parents AND my grandparents. It was so weird. Then once my brother went to the video store with my grandparents probually like 6th grade, rented orgasmo, and then my grandma suggested american pie (just from the title obviously) and then inocently asked why there was a whole in the pie. Anyway, they went home and started watching orgasmo, they finally turned it off in the third scene, but for those of you who have seen it, you know that have already been some full on sex scenes at that point. He wised up and waited to watch american pie until they went to bed. I love that story lol.
     
  8. CircaX43521

    CircaX43521 rat in a drain ditch

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    I watch every movie with my parents, and I've seen so thats not really a big deal, and I've watched alot of movies. Actually, I watched Easy Rider with my mom last night.
     
  9. GeTcHaThIzZfAcE

    GeTcHaThIzZfAcE Member

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    i can watch anything with my mom without it being awkward or anything. but my dad is a christian fanatic and i watched harold and kumar with him last time we were in texas. it wasnt pretty lol. he snapped the disc in half and made me leave for telling him to rent it :D
     
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