The funniest thing you ever seen a buddy do.

In the 80’s or 90’s there wasn’t much work on the Island so I took a painting job on a Government funded work project. One day I was busy painting and I heard my Forman start yelling at a couple of co-workers then I heard one of the guys start singing a Glass Tiger song.

He started with – Don’t forget me when I’m gone and the other guy started the cores – my heart will break oh – oh – oh. They kept singing the song and even began dancing around the Forman - who eventually said he was going to the office and have them fired. The 2 guys formed a congo line behind him and sang and danced their way to the office. They didn’t get fired partly because they were good painters and partly because the Forman was just another guy on a Government work program but he had this power trip thing going on sort of like that Carman on South Park “respect my authority”. Anyway I wish they had had camera phones in those days so I could have recorded it for future entertainment. Cheers!

 

My friend did a beer run in the store while me and some other people were across the street at someones appartment watching. He was wearing big ass sunglasses and had a bra and panties on over his clothes and a wig on. ran in the store at about 2:30am grabbed 2 30 packs and the clerk said: hold it right there!! and he ran out screaming like a little girl and took off into the woods. It was by far the funniest thing iv ever seen. Stupid as hell, but funny.

 

up in montreal getting wasted. were about to embark on our 3 hour ride back to campus in the states, when my friend starts doing a PT test (pushup, situps, and running)

he's doing pushups and situp in the middle of streets, sidewalks, BUSHES. running all over the place, saying he's gonna max the PT test. he'll run into the street, drop down and do a set of pushups, get up run away from us...then stop and do situps....then run again...it was funny as all hell.

and people worry about me getting hit by cars when drunk - i like to play traffic cop

 

Run up to someone randomly on the street.....tap their shoulder....scream "TAG! Your it!" and take off running. It wasn't a buddy, infact a total stranger....but I don't think I've ever laughed so hard when this guy came out of nowhere and did it to me.

 

I probably will end up adding to this thread many times because I hang out with some hilarious people and have since high school.

The first instance I can think of is when I was in high school, on the speech and debate team, and we were at another school for a tournament. We were pretty bored, so we spent the day doing various stupid things, but at one point, my friend Scott clears his throat, dusts his clothes off, pulls a chair out from under one of the tables (we were in the cafeteria) and climbed on it, tucked his arms under like chicken wings, and did this horrible screech that pierced through well into the hall. Then he nonchalantly stepped down, dusted himself off again, pushed the chair in, and walked out like nothing happened.

 

While in a clothing store walking up to changing rooms and stating "my mam that looks absolutely stunning on you"

 

it was november of '99, my buddy dan and i were 19 and in london; 24 hours later we were gonna be in paris...anyways...we wanted some weed and we hadnt had any in days so he found these crazy jamaicans, they ended up taking us for a ride in their crazy car...after we bought the weed and were dropped off at our starting point we went to our hotel to smoke a blunt...got higher than 50 mountain goats...later, we were at the Zoo bar in london near Leicester square when we met up with some crazy aussies and we started buying pitchers of long island iced teas alternating who paid...that night my buddy ray solicited a prostitute, lost his money and almost got beaten up by the pimp...ok this is 24 hours later in paris...we're getting loaded in our hotel just off the Chanse lise when dan all of a sudden goes to the bathroom and stays in there for a good half hour...i knocked on the door cause i had to piss and he mumbled something...i open the door and hes on the floor with his shirt off doing situps...he looked at me and said "gotta stay in shape...the booze is making us fat"...i fucking burst out laughing and was holding onto the door, eyes tearing up from laughing so hard...evidently, he burst out laughing to realizing how dumb that sounded and how dumb he looked...

i guess this was more of a silly anecdote than anything lol...

 

double post oops...

 

thats an impossible question



try super funny things your buddies have done i MIGHT be able to focus




im trying to right now




brb




k maybe not RIGHT back i cant stand this kinda pressure!!!

 

One summer a buddy came over and asked the wife if she could shave his head bald. His shaved head alone looked pretty funny because his face and neck were sun burned but were the hair used to be it was white - plus he had bushy white eye brows. Eventually we scotch taped a small straw dolls sun hat to the side of his head and went for a walk down town. He stood on a corner with no shirt on – his hands on his hips and when people walked by he would say – don’t make me mad –you wont like me when I’m mad. This guy was over 6 feet tall and weighed a couple of hundred pounds but he looked so cute with his doll hat - it was hilarious. Cheers