Lame Joke Thead

What do you call a nun who's had a gender change?

A transister.

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A rabbi, a priest, and lawyer all walk in to this bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this some kind of joke?"

 

cate you def. stole my joke! thats what i had in mind before I even opened this thread! argggg.. you will pay my friend. :leaving:

 

lame jokes cant be produced they have to be spur of the moment and thought to be funny but then not so much and then laughed at by everyone around pleasingly

 

otherwise they are just stupid jokes

 

She said she never wanted to see me again, so I poked her in the eye.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree?

cos it was dead.

why did the other koala fall out of the tree?

cos it was stapled to the dead one.


what was the name of the gay dinosaur?
Megasaurus
what was the name of the lesbian dinosaur?
Licksalotapus

 

Okay this is from driving so...

What do you call a woman walking the truck stop with a mattress strapped to her back? .... An Owner Operator

An old man siting at the bus stop saw a little boy eat some candy, take a bite out of a cat and scoot a little to his right. this went on 4 more times until the old man asked what he was doing. the little boy replied he was playing Truck Driver. Im popping pills, eatin pussy and moving on down the road!

 

And what is her one-legged sister's name?

Peg.

 

What do you call a armless, legless man floating in a pond? Bob.

 

Why couldn't the baby see the pirate movie?
It was rated ARRRRH!

 

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HAHA! I love that, its cute.

 

I man walks into a bar. Ouch.