Prove to me that you do not suck and that you are not a loser

By both posting and not posting in this thread you prove to me that you are not worthy to be alive. Why god granted you life is beyond my comprehension.

Now go reproduce so you make yourself useful for our species.

 

I don’t think I suck because I know that if I set my mind to it I could type out this post – juggle 3 oranges and solve a complicated math equation all at the same time. As far reproducing goes – done that –been there. Cheers!

 

Who are you to judge me?

 

Starting this thread says exactly what about you? I think we all can collectively psychoanalyze our favorite bird here and by the time the discussion has petered out here birdie will have at least a partial list of issues to work on in his spare time.

 

Well, I'm dead now after coming in here. Your ego suffocated me.

 

Primal instinct. Besides we may not exist, bird.

 

burden of proof is on you bud

 

Oh, Bird....you are such a drama queen

 

Since I'm in the process of reproducing I don't have to do all the monkey tricks right?

 

because i don't think i suck and i know i'm a loser, but i am the coolest loser you will ever meet.
=]
and i think my future offspring are pretty lucky to have me as a parent, why? because i'm Lizzie and no one's ever unhappy to see me. unless they piss me off.
=]

 

I gots anthrophysilogy in my sig
ooops still got bella logged in

 

I gots anthrophysilogy in my sig

 

WOW, This is a really pathetic thread, Bird. Do you hate your life or are you just extremely self Righteous?

 

I think he may enjoy reading responses like yours.

 

Thats what the thread is all about right? I know he will.

 

well, if you put it that way...

 

well i am a huge loser, and i've been known to suck (not sexually thank you), but my life was certainly not granted by god. my parents did yucky things to each other and that granted me life