Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

killed the radio star... then wrote a song about it

 

is the video star who replaced the radio star

 

tutles only shave on thursdays

 

Farts in church

 

farts when making love

 

likes to fuck people who like to fart when making love.

 

Is really a figure Skater

 

that's good :lol:

well y'know that gas expulsion gives that extra propulsion.
u should try it, it'll impress her, trust me in this .


crummy juggles with a single ball and with both hands.

 

Liguana is in a band, whose first single is a cover Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow a Feeling"
Link to Song

 

Had his windows installed backwards because he didn't want people looking in at him.

 

Is the real "genius" behind America's Next Top Model, and Tyra is his puppet.

 

Wanders around the subway asking commuters for belly rubs.

 

Scratches her ass in mixed company

 

Hides your converter when no one is around.

 

When s/he's not busy using nonsensical Canadianisms on international massage boards, SpaceMonkey11 collects department store fliers which s/he then distributes as soon as the coupons expire.

 

fishes using paper clips and dental floss in public restrooms.

 

^Got tired of waiting for someone to one handed video chat with. Went out and bought another cam.

 

carrys a pineapple and tells everyone he's just returned from the tropics

 

Tells everyone he's just glad to see them, but it's really a pineapple in his pocket.

 

Once sat in is room for a week sobbing, because he wished he had a pineapple.